Ridiculously large, hard-as-Dr.-Feelgood breast implants? Check. Television show on cable network no one watches that is a thinly veiled excuse to see said implants with minimal coverage? Check. Possible engagement to Tommy Lee? Check. Tara Reid's transformation into Pamela Anderson is just about complete. All she needs now are a couple of kids named after 90210 characters and a boycott of KFC.
Life & Style magazine is reporting that Tommy Lee recently proposed to his Pam replacement, but he's denying the rumors. A "source" (read: some wino they picked up off the street and offered a Big Mac to in exchange for a quote) told the mag, "They were at her house drinking champagne when he suddenly proposed. At first, Tara thought he was joking." Tara came to her senses when she thought to herself, "This is the man who played drums on 'Girls Girls Girls' for Christ's sake, he must be trustworthy." But even if Tara and Tommy aren't planning matching tattoos of matrimony, at least they're fucking like bunnies. At KROQ's Weenie Roast music festival (Ha ha, we bet Tommy got his weenie roasted!) Tara and Tommy were seen escaping to his trailer before his performance. Onlookers reported that the trailer soon began rocking. But we're sure Tara's a good girl who would never, ever engage in anything illicit like premarital sex. Tommy probably just threw on a Methods of Mayhem record and started teaching Tara how to play air guitar.
Tara will kickstart your heart. See her nude at MrSkin.com.
