What did Madonna do on her fifty-first birthday? Oh, nothing interesting. She just strapped her ropey sinews into soccer shorts and a tank top bearing her own name, stole a parasol from an Elegant Gothic Lolita, and went swimming with Jessica Simpson’s dog. You know. The usual 50-year-old lady stuff.
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Mein Gott im Himmel!
First sign of dementia.Too bad people won’t even notice she’s gone bugfuck until the police are called in.
Funny how she hasn’t been relevant in 30 years but some sites keep posting her.