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Zooey Deschanel, Who Is Engaged, Doesn't Believe in Marriage
We don't expect Hollywood types to have any convictions whatsoever. Everywhere you look there are gay men pretending to be homophobes, vegetarians stuffing their maws with In-N-Out burgers, anti-Semitic Jews. So it doesn't so much surprise us that cute-as-a-sack-of-three-legged-kittens Zooey Deschanel doesn't believe in marriage even though she's planning a wedding of her own. She [...]
Zooey Deschanude!
If only she'd have shown her ass, we could have titled this post "Fanny and Zooey" and it would have been way funnier. Especially for British people. But hey, twee indie rock dudes with inverted wieners! Hey, shy bearded fat guys in plaid shirts who cry while watching Battlestar! This one's for you: cutesy sweetheart [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Christ, Superstar
ï Reality show star/monster Heidi Montag promises to make a Christian album, compares herself to Jesus. "Because we both have really shiny hair and heal leopards," Heidi says. "That's what the poor people with zits are called, right?" (Yeeeah!)
ï Katherine Heigl downblouse cleavage shot. By the by, why is the term downblouse? What [...]
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