Tag Archives: Zach Braff
Jessica Simpson Bungles Romo-ance Via Braff and Leto
If you are anything like us (and we can see by your cool soul patch and silky dragon shirt that you are), you've been wringing your hands and grinding your teeth, trying to figure out what specifically went wrong between Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Thank God, then, that we have the National Enquirer to [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: RARE OOP JORDAN BOOBS BREASTS JUGS EMO L@@K!
Katie Holmes: putting the “tard” in “unitard”.
Penelope Cruz dons the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow bikini, sans polka dots.
Reese was like “OMG I totes slept through the Oscar noms cuz I sooo don’t care, whateverrrrr, tee hee hee” and then Heath and Michelle were all “Oh like us too, that illegitimate baby of ours can [...]
Bilson-Brody-Braff: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told Involving the Letter B
Can someone please, for the love of all that is godly and true in today's material world, tell us what it is that makes Zach Braff so irresistable to nubile young starlets? If all it takes to nab shorties is having a homely, rubbery face replete with tiny mole eyes and a potato nose, and [...]