I think I'm pretty sexy in it. You'd better put on your sexy shoes for this movie.

There's a girl-on-girl kiss. And beyond that, before every kill there is a seduction that occurs.

Jennifer's Body is so sexy, it will turn you sexy just by watching it. Damn. That Megan Fox sure is sexily powerful. But she's also hungry. Hungry to take a big, yummy, juicy bite out of Zac Efron. Mmmmmm. Sexual ambiguity tastes good! When asked who she'd like to sink her teeth into if she were a flesh eater like her Jennifer's Body character, she said:

Zac Efron. I think he'd taste like a strawberry cupcake.

We think he'd probably taste more like almond sugar body butter.

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Zac believes it is a good way for her to get beyond the teeny-bopper stigma. He is making the leap to A-list actor and he wants Vanessa to go along with him.

He said if she has to bare more of her body, then she shouldn't be afraid of doing that.

"Omigod, please, someone look at those gross thingies on her chest before she makes me do it! I don't wannnnnnna!"

"I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

Ah, so she titillates with the promise of girl-on-girl sex, but then fiendishly reneges, much like the kid in our fourth grade class who claimed The Greatest American Hero gave him his costume but he couldn't prove it and bring it in because it was locked in a safe. True story.

On a not-at-all related note, Megan also told Esquire in that same interview

ìLet me tell you what itís really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efronís dad. Itís about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow thereís music involved. You have to get stoned and watch it.î

Megan went on to tell the magazine about how if you play "Dark Side of the Moon" backwards while watching HSM, Vanessa Hudgens says "I love Satan" three times and how this one dude in her physics class dropped acid and thought he turned into an orange.

The photos that surfaced last year of Efron and his girlfriend, ìHSMî cutie Vanessa Hudgens, in what appeared to be a sex shop, were just one of the things that raised his mom Starlaís eyebrows.

ìIt was Hallows Eve like, two years ago. It was just a costume store,î Zac clarified to the April issue of ELLE magazine of the location of the snaps. ìIn the back they have an adult section for adult costumes. And this nice older woman asked for a photo.î

But like most of the public, when Efronís mother saw the photos, she too wondered what her son was doing in the store.

ìMy mom is like, ëZac, what did you buy in a sex shop?í I was like ëMom, calm down, itís not a sex shop.í She wouldnít have any of it. Sheís like, ëI knew you were being sexual!íî he admitted. ìBut she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box.î

If you discover that your supposedly virginal, effete Disney-star son is actually banging the girl who sent him nudie pics, we guess the appropriate response is to encourage him to do it as often as possible with a giant stash of rubbers. Although personally we would have slipped in some dildos and butt plugs while we were at it. They might be a bit more appreciated.

ï Samantha Ronson blows a load all over Lindsay Lohan. Load, kiss, same thing. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï If Tom Cruise had a comic book. (Holy Taco)

ï Model Miranda Kerr dumps Orlando Bloom for Brandon "Firecrotch!" Davis. Trading a eunuch elf for Fat Elvis? That's kind of a lateral move. (Yeeeah!)

ï Sarah Jessica Parker gets her chin goober removed; now will only be mistaken for Lemmy Kilmeister 50% of the time. (Cityrag)

ï Don't tase me, (Josh) bro(lin)! (The Blemish)

ï Katy Perry wants to kiss a girl. A girl named Miley Cyrus. And we liked it. (Hollywire)

ï Kristin Chenoweth is charming, funny, and has colossal gazongas. (Fatback)

ï Vanessa Hudgens straddles Zac Efron on the beach. She's thinking sex, he's thinking "stop smudging my bronzer." (F-listed)

ï Reggie Bush desires less tush from girlfriend Kim Kardashian. He also hates America, freedom, petting puppies, and ice cream. (Celebitchy)

ï Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake have ended their "relationship". Now Bret can spend more time with his hair and the finest European extensions money can buy. (Celeb Warship)

ï Emmy nominations released; Katherine Heigl's wish comes true when she gets zilch. (Bitten and Bound)

ï "Dear Brad Renfro. We came over to fuck you but you were dead. Love, Tiffany and Amber." Rest in peace, Brad. (Fatback and Collards)

ï We want to "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!", honestly we do, but we just can't when she keeps flipping us her outer labes. (Taxi Driver)

ï Jenna Jameson swears that she will "never spread her legs" for the porn industry again. She will spread Philadelphia's whipped strawberry cream cheese, though. It's the wonderfully spreadable, sweetly fruity topping with only 60 calories per serving! (IDLYITW)

ï Alessandra Ambrosio caught Pregnant, too. (The Blemish)

ï Zac Efron was rushed to the emergency room for an emergency highlighting. Those buttery chunks ain't gonna streak themselves. (Derek Hail)

ï Lumps on Halle Berry's torso: now there are three. (Daily Stab)

ï "Now that bulbs flashing more than ever/You can see under my dress, fellas. Ellas. Ellas. Ay. Ay." (Cityrag)

ï Jennifer Garner may have been the original target of Tom's Cruise missile of love. (Superficial)

ï Hayden Panettiere is gearing up to give a BJ to Richard Gere or something. (HollywoodTuna)

ï Madonna is sporting a nice pair of shiners. (Cityrag)

ï Furthermore, she's allegedly fattening herself up on a diet of "porridge". Porridge is a real thing, existing outside The Three Bears? Is she also eating curds and whey, and a pie with Little Jack Horner's thumb in it? (PopCrunch)

ï Crack open an ice cold can of Paris Hilton champagne. All the bubbliness of the real thing and none of the clap! (Yeeeah!)

ï It's hard out here for a pimp Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. (CelebWarship)

ï Tara Reid stuffs her plasticine yambags into a bikini for your viewing pleasure and/or reverse peristalsis. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï James Blunt hits Swiss ski resort, sings "you're beautiful! You're beautiful! You're beautiful, so let me bust open your hymen, it's true!" to chalet girls. (Celebitchy)

ï Vanessa Hudgens not amused by Zac Efron's oxygen facials and mani-pedi time. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Wow, what's Jordan doing with Jay Manuel? (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)