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Good News: Megan Fox Is Still Sexy
Transformers came to your neighborhood multiplex, you ignored it (or who knows, maybe you saw it eight times because you're easily manipulated by the media), and now bigger, more wizardy things have taken over. So who's the victim in Harry Potter's path of destruction to box-office dominance? Super super sexy Megan Fox, that's who. A [...]
Zac Efron Wants You to See Vanessa Hudgens's Boobies
How to dodge those pesky "I'm a flaming girly fairy who loves glitter and hair mousse and Colin Firth movies and, oh yeah, penises" rumors once and for all without actually, you know, touching an icky cooter? Tell the world that you think your fake girlfriend is so totally hot that the entire world should [...]
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Megan Fox Would Bang a Girl, But First, a Few Gigantic Bong Rips
Maxim's Hot 100 was released the other day and we didn't report it because we don't read Maxim. Mainly because we don't use tooth whitening strips or terms like "work hard, play hard". But Olivia Wilde took the #1 position, and Megan Fox took #2, which is apropos since Megan once said she found Wilde [...]
Headline of the Day with Zac Efron
We just bet you do, big boy.
Zac Efron Is a Total Hunk (of Wax)
It's hard to tell, but this amazing likeness is not really Zac Efron. It's a big ol' pile of wax molded into Zaciness. Sure, there are many similarities. First, the skin looks as if it's coated in KY, which seems pretty fitting. And those lashes are luscious. But a few things just don't add up. [...]
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OMG! Zanessa Totally Do It!
You may think that Zac Efron is as gay as a pink poodle taking a tinkle on the Easter ham at Elton John's house, but his mommy thinks he's all man. And she's very concerned about it. Reports Access Hollywood:
The photos that surfaced last year of Efron and his girlfriend, ìHSMî cutie Vanessa Hudgens, in [...]
This Photo Does Not Arouse Any Suspicions
If Chace Crawford and Zac Efron had sex (by which we mean when Chace Crawford and Zac Efron have sex) would it by considered twincest?
CNW Junk Drawer: Lisa, Kelly, or Jessie?
ï Mr. Skin takes to the streets of Chicago to find out which Saved by the Bell babe is the most wanted in the Windy City. (Mr. Skin)
ï Samantha Ronson blows a load all over Lindsay Lohan. Load, kiss, same thing. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï If Tom Cruise had a comic book. (Holy [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Leg-Spreading and Fetus-Getting
ï Cleava Mendes. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï "Dear Brad Renfro. We came over to fuck you but you were dead. Love, Tiffany and Amber." Rest in peace, Brad. (Fatback and Collards)
ï We want to "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!", honestly we do, but we just can't when she keeps flipping us her outer labes. (Taxi Driver)
ï [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Dog Crap Is the Greatest Aphrodesiac
ï Pam Anderson and hubby to have reality show. Also, Pam Anderson and hubby to engage in possible oral sex next to pooping dog. (Dlisted)
ï Hayden Panettiere is gearing up to give a BJ to Richard Gere or something. (HollywoodTuna)
ï Madonna is sporting a nice pair of shiners. (Cityrag)
ï Furthermore, she's [...]
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Also tagged celebs in bikinis, Hayden Panettiere, James Blunt, Katie Price, Madonna, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Rick Salomon, Tara Reid, television, Vanessa Hudgens
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