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Woody Allen Sez: "If You Like Sex, Don't See My Movie"
Woody Allen is not a very savvy businessman. Most directors would let rumors of sexed-up storylines and hot lesbian action run rampant, but not Woody. He says, "There ain't none of that crap in my movie, pervos; it's art." According to WENN:
Woody Allen has denied rumours of racy sex scenes between Penelope Cruz and Scarlett [...]
Scarj and Penny in Vicky Cristina Barcelesbo
Woody Allen may be roughly 300 years old and living a life of pervatude with his former step-daughter, but he's still got it. And by "it" we mean the erectile capacity to still desire seeing two luscious, ample-bosomed sex goddesses do each other on screen. Hooray for Viagra! Page Six reports:
SCARLETT Johansson has a steamy [...]
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Scarlett Johansson's Crack Gives Woody a Woody
Scarlett Johansson (remember her? Pretty girl, big cans, we used to talk about her a lot before everybody went to jail and rehab?) is currently in Spain working on another Woody Allen movie. Her third in a row. Jesus, Woody, control yourself. Maybe try playing a little hard to get or something. A shy smile [...]