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Keep Sparkly Things Away from Winona Ryder
Winona Ryder's life is kind of like the Great Muppet Caper. Lots of jewel-stealing, but unfortunately not a lot of Miss Piggies on motorcycles coming through windows. After her shoplifting arrest several years ago, Winona's been on the straight and narrow. Until the last couple of weeks, which have been marred by
CNW Junk Drawer: Rip Off Them Spanx
ï Eva Longoria upskirts; shows off some sizzling shapewear from the Sears "Silver Fox" foundation garment collection. (Yeeeah!)
ï A plane carrying Winona Ryder was forced to make an emergency landing, presumably because she was all zorked out on goofballs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Homoeroticism on the Twilight set. Rawr! (Hollywire)
ï Despite her unending, ultra-desirable [...]
Winona Ryder Goes Green
These days, Winona Ryder is mainly known for two things. Stealing stuff, and granting any guy with a guitar an all-access laminate into her musky and moist backstage area. But the latter fact may soon be history, as it sounds like she’s traded musicians for irritating chinless dudes from the ’90s. According to our personal [...]
Also tagged celebrity hookups, Tom Green
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Winonu? Keana? Kwineonu?
Not sure how reliable the source is, but Star magazine is reporting that Winona Ryder has temporarily cast aside her predilection for indie troubadours who smell like scalp and instead gone for someone who makes sense:
Sparks are flying between Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves on the set of the drama The Private Lives of Pippa [...]
Also tagged celebrity hookups, Keanu Reeves
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Winona Ryder Really, Really Wanted that Wet N' Wild MegaSlicks Gloss
Like a siren's song to an off-course sailor or like a giant syringe full of gelatinous lip chum to Lisa Rinna, Winona Ryder cannot resist the pull of shoplifting. Six full years after her arrest for stealing thousands of dollars worth of designer goods from Saks, Winona has allegedly struck again, this time at a [...]
Winona Ryder Shoplifts Your Groin with Nude Scene
Picture it! America. 1994. Kurt Cobain departs this mortal coil, a humble man named Forrest Gump wins our hearts, the Dallas Cowboys win the Superbowl, and a winsome, quirky young actress named Winona Ryder dominates at the box office. It's now thirteen full years later, and Ms. Ryder is returning to the screen in an [...]
Also tagged celebrity nudity, movies
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CNW Junk Drawer: Benatard
ï Hilary Duff knows that love is a battlefield and hell is for children; dons Benatar pants to prove it. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Bridget Moynahan is such a bitch, getting pregnant when she did so the baby's due date coincided with her then-boyfriend's future Brazilian supermodel girlfriend's birthday. How dare she? How dare she? (The [...]
Also tagged ailing celebs, Andy Dick, Bridget Moynahan, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Dave Chappelle, drugs, Eddie Murphy, Gisele Bundchen, Hilary Duff, Jaime Pressly, Jon Lovitz, Kelly Clarkson, Kimberly Stewart, Melanie Brown, Tom Brady, upskirt shots
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CelebNewsWire's Day in Pictures
We're having one of those days where we try to focus on something, but then we get distracted. Just a few minutes ago we were trying to finish our morning rails, when mid-line we looked out the window and saw a furry little bunny hopping through the grass. Our head darted up, we cooed, "Oooh, [...]
Also tagged celebrity offspring, Michelle Trachtenberg, Pete Doherty
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Winona Ryder Gets Can-imated
The lovely and talented Winona Ryder has taken some time out of her busy schedule of having sex with musicians and stealing stuff to make a movie. Remember when she used to make those? Good news for geeks–the film combines your two favorite things: cart00ns and b00bz!
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