They have been friends since working together on Fast Food Nation in 2005, but things heated up last month. One of their first dates was Oct. 29 at Nobu in West Hollywood. She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other’s ear, laughing. They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2.

Yesterday we saw the return of Brandon Davis, and now this? Who’s next, Riley Giles?

[Pink], 29, bumped into 28-year-old Wilmer Valderrama at an Ultimate Fighting event at the MGM Grand on Dec. 27 – and that led to an even later night at the Sin City hotspot LAX.

At LAXÖ they [were] seated into a VIP table onstage and tossed back shots of Patron tequila followed by drinking Duckhorn Merlot.

ìPink and Wilmer were definitely feeling no pain, and they got very touchy-feely,î according to an eyewitness.

The two – both notorious partiers – seem to be a natural match.

I guess now we know who's putting the ram on Valderramalama's ding dong. Zing?

Lohan resorted to calling ex-BF Wilmer Valderrama, who was inside with Jamie Foxx and Mekhi Phifer, to ask him to get Masterson to let her in. According to our source inside who witnessed the whole thing, Valderrama obliged, telling his "That '70s Show" costar that his Lohan beef was vodka under the bridge. But Masterson wouldn't budge, saying he didn't want her in because he doesn't respect the way she lives her lifeóand that Paris Hilton isn't welcome either. How did the (underage!) Lindsay respond? According to the crowd that witnessed it, she screamed at the top of her lungs and threatened to call the cops. Eventually, however, she simply left with her tail between her legs.

Ya gotta love the girl's moxy, threatening to call the cops when she's underage and trying to scam her way into a club. Next she'll be calling in the feds on her dealer saying, "Arrest this man, he tried to charge me twice market value on a kilo of coke."

Lindsay will start a catfight in your pants at MrSkin.com.

ï Debra Wilson from Mad TV shows off her comedic chops. And by "comedic chops" we mean "tits".

ï Barbra Streisand gets on the guest list at your local Loews.

ï Carmen Electra hates herself for lovin' Joan Jett. Can't break free from the things that she . . . doan . . . dett? Eh, we suck.

ï Janice Dickinson: genius of our time.

ï Elle MacPherson loves to have loads and loads of casual sex. Just not with you. You fat loser.

ï Light-filled goddess from heaven Mandy Moore denies cherry-poppage at the hands and wang of Fez. Wouldn't you?

ï Is J. Lo preg. o?

ï Speaking of cherries, The Virgin Adriana Lima is a punchy little firecracker. We got a little something that would chill her right out. Yeeeeah, that's right. A little somethin' in our pants, if you dig what we're saying. It's a packet of chamomile tea and a fizzy bath bomb in our pocket. They're great for de-stressing!

ï We told you about Sienna Miller supposedly being snapped doing some career-threateningly embarrassing cavorting at a VF party. Here are the pics. BFD.

ï Kristanna Loken: if you're Loken for an upskirt shot, you've found one.

ï Jennifer Love Hewitt says that Fez is a dirty liar and that she absolutely did not take a ride on his baloney pony.

ï Keri Russell, NAKED in a magazine. However, it's Vanity Fair, so there's no real Felicity felititty.

ï Women want Kelly Brook's body. They want her body baaad.

ï Paris Hilton shows off her sultry pipes. And for once, we're not talking about her poon chasm.

ï That little girl from Pete and Pete is now a plumber.

ï Mariah Carey's foxy ex-boyfriend upgrades to Cindy Crawford. She's planning on leaving her husband and moving into her new love's refrigerator box in Shantytown, USA.

Full ratings and terse summaries of Fez's past stable of famous schtup puppets after the cut.

Now, we can't fault Fez for wanting to gloat about bagging Lohan. But the dumb thing here, see, is that telling everyone on Howard Stern's satellite radio show might earn him props from the male population, but he will most certainly never find himself meatily injecting luminous stars of stage and screen ever again. It's OK, Fez, you can always have a drinking buddy in the equally braggy and indiscreet Chris Klein!
Valderrama appeared on the radio yesterday to promote his new TV show, Yo Mama (huh?), but instead, promoted his penis, which he said is "slightly bigger" than eight inches. He then waxed poetic on the virtues of past loves:
Lindsay Lohan: Says she's one of the "best girls" he's ever slept with, and that her boobs are real. When asked if she had ruby pubies, he answered that she was bald as a baby and "really pampered herself". Pampered herself down there, he means.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: An "eight out of 10". We're not sure if that's a compliment or an insult.
Ashlee Simpson: "Loud" in bed. And, we're assuming, off-key.
Mandy Moore: How dare he defile our Mandy, with her kind soul and the glowing corona of luminosity surrounding her sweet face! Fez said that he popped her maidenhead, and that she was "really good" but "not warm like apple pie". Guhhh?
Also stated that he's had two ladies at once, and that he once anally destroyed a very famous actress, but refused to name her. We love that he'll sing like a canary about the texture and temperature of Mandy Moore's vagina, but outing his buttsex partner? That's where Fez draws the line.

Sexy pics of Lohan are at MrSkin.com. Believe it.
J. Lo. Hew. is there, as well.
And Mandy. Oh yes.

"Our favorite man-eating minx, Lindsay Lohan, was spotted at 5:30 a.m. yesterday coming back to the SoHo Grand hotel room of her ex-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama. The ex-couple had been partying together at Lotus into the wee hours Sunday night. Word is that Us Weekly has already bought pictures of the devilish duo leaving the hotel together."

We can only infer that a desperate Fez approached a vulnerable and exceedingly easy Linsday and begged for a mercy fuck to revive his dying, soon to be '70s-less career. And being the compassionate, career-minded young lady that she is, Linds granted Wilmer this one request. Poor, stupid girl. She had no idea that Ashlee Simpson had dared him to steal Lindsay's wallet and punch her in the face.

(Photo via Pink Is the New Blog.)

Lindsay's nude review at MrSkin.com.

The pair were spotted December 4th at Hollywood's XES, and while they were not engaged in full-on canoodling, a snitch reports that they were, indeed,"talking, dancing and flirting" while another source blabbed to US Weekly, "Neither of them walked around the club, they just yapped away in the booth. Everyone knows that Wilmer has the hots for Ashlee."