Tag Archives: Wilmer Valderrama
Avril Lavigne Unnecessarily Resurrects Wilmer Valderrama
There are some celebrity ex-boyfriends that we desperately want to return to the spotlight. Day after day we gaze upon the picture of Stamos Nachos that we cut from an old issue of Us Weekly and tacked up next to our computer and we lament, “Oh, Nachos, when will you ever return to us, our [...]
Easiest Celebrity Couple Name Ever: Pez.
It's corny. It's vile. It's funny. And yet, it's so, so right. Newly single Pink is reportedly hooking up with Fez. Reports the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy):
[Pink], 29, bumped into 28-year-old Wilmer Valderrama at an Ultimate Fighting event at the MGM Grand on Dec. 27 – and that led to an [...]
Lindsay Finally Musters up Some Enthusiasm
And since Lindsay Lohan can't restrain herself to just one public bitchfest per week, we bring you news of her verbal sparring match with Danny Masterson. Wait, who's he again? That one guy from Malcolm in the Middle? No, that's his brother. He's greasy, always scowls, loves L. Ron like Whitney loves her crack pipe, [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Happy Buhthdayyy, Mistah Hefnahh
ï Maggie Gyllenhaal's been impregnated by, and is now engaged to, Peter Sarsgaard. Congrats, Gaardhaal.
ï We told you about Sienna Miller supposedly being snapped doing some career-threateningly embarrassing cavorting at a VF party. Here are the pics. BFD.
ï Kristanna Loken: if you're Loken for an upskirt shot, you've found one.
ï Jennifer Love [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Cindy Crawford, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kelly Brook, Keri Russell, Kristanna Loken, magazines, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Michelle Trachtenberg, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, parties, Peter Sarsgaard, Sienna Miller
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Kiss and Tell with Fez
Our morning began with a veritable Wilmer Valderrama-rama of sexy proportions. Like most men who are insecure, Wilmer feels the need to brag about his sexual conquests and to measure his weiner obsessively, then crow about it like he's the second coming of Tommy Lee. But unlike most men, he spilled the pervy beans on [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, Howard Stern, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore
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Lindsay Lohan Gets Back on the Fez Horse
It's finally happened, folks. Lindsay Lohan has cycled through all the men in Hollywood (and, apparently, professional snowboarding) and had to start over at the beginning. Luckily she used her better judgment and skipped over Aaron Carter this time. Or maybe she's just really frightened that Hilary Duff will come neighing after her and take [...]
Ashlee Getting Fezzed?
It's been a while since we've heard tales of Wilmer Valderrama putting the moves on disagreeable teen starlets; for a minute there, we thought maybe he'd lost his velvet touch with the young, famous, and bratty. We just caught wind, however, of a tale involving one Ashlee Simpson driving a half hour to pay a [...]
Fez Casts His Wandering Eye on Ashlee
Like a sleazy, skank-sniffing divining rod, Wilmer Valderrama's wang twitches at the first sign of any available teen starlet with a penchant for guzzling vodka and a dearth of self-esteem. Its latest victim may be Ashlee Simpson.
Fez Back with Mandy; Lindsay Set to Flip
What will happen when top-heavy teen tyrant Lindsay Lohan discovers her fresh ex, That '70s Show's Wilmer Valderrama, is back with former flame Mandy Moore? Will her head whirl around like a Sit 'n Spin while her eyes glow like two angry coals? Will she go on a screeching rampage and crash her car [...]