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CNW Junk Drawer: Two in the Pinkett, One in the Stinkett
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith claim that they porked in the car on the way to the Oscars. Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie wannabes, all. (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson lesbian parody porno. 1 Night in Lilo? (Drunken Stepfather)
Crank THAT, Soulja Boy. Is that a Mr. Microphone in his drawers? Faker. (Yeeeah!)
The actual video of [...]
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Will Smith Proves His Manhood by Punching Charlize Theron in the Face
If you were an actress, which actors would you be afraid to call costars? Who do you think could easily cause you bodily harm on set? Christian Bale? Sure. Russell Crowe? You betcha. Joaquin Phoenix? Anything's possible. But Will Smith? Probably not. You'd likely be more scared of his teeny tiny wife, Jada Pinkett Smith. [...]
Yo Holmes, Blow Ya Later
Will Smith is best friends with Tom Cruise, and you know what that means, right? Weekend getaways to Telluride and discounts on bulk orders of shoe lifts? Well, yes, but it also means he's as gay as a prima ballerina twirling a pinwheel in a field of daisies. According to new rumors, a "notorious Hollywood [...]
Will Smith Is Scientologist, Gives Crappy Gifts
"I am definitely not a Scientologist. Yes, I'm friends with Tom Cruise, and he is a Scientologist, but that does not mean that I am a Scientologist. My strong will and Christian morals have so far been able to resist Tom's dreamy eyes and mischievous smile. So you got that, world, I am not a [...]
The Pursuit of Mintyness
According to an anonymous tipster who was an extra on Will Smith's new movie, Hancock, Smith is very nice, very handsome, very charming, and suffering from extreme halitosis:
When Will was talking to me, I smelled his breath and it smelled like hot [excrement]. You know the kind of breath that's so bad it makes your [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "I Know How to Learn Anything I Want to Learn."
ï Kirsten Dunst's teatlets meet a lace-paneled dress, peekaboo nippage ensues. The pictures are old, but so are you, geezer.
ï John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are together again, naturally. Even though they say they weren't together in the first place. But they are now. Probably. Eh.
ï Well, we had the dubious honor [...]
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