http://www.celebnewswire.com Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:07:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/cnw_junk_drawer_still_big.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/cnw_junk_drawer_still_big.html#comments Wed, 21 May 2008 17:35:52 +0000 Inspector S. (CNW Admin) http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17786

Jessica Simpson gives herself a breast exam. “Are they still big? Yep. Yep. Still big.” (Egotastic)

Hey, ladies. Hold on to your panties and your cocktails, because Kiefer Sutherland is single! (Derek Hail)

Tina Turner says that BeyoncÈ will never be rock n’ roll. Oh yeah? Well guess what, Tina? You’ll never be polka! Eat that! (Female First)

Shania Twain has learned an important lesson: don’t marry a straw-haired producer of bombastic rock music and live in seclusion in Europe lest straw-haired producer runs off with the manager of your Swiss chateau. Oh, that’s a story as old as the hills. When will they ever learn? (Hollywire)

Every part of Kristen Bell is adorable. Up to and including her wee booty. (The Blemish)

The Hills’s Whitney Port becomes Titney Port when she slipples nipple. (Drunken Stepfather)

And speaking of Hills douches, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get fingered. (Allie Is Wired)

Ten Toys that Made You Gay. (Cityrag)

Joss Stone explores another girl’s dental work. With her tongue. (I Don’t Like You In That Way)

Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively cavorts on beach with Penn Badgley. And one of them is wearing a bikini, but we won’t spoil it and tell you which! (F-Listed)

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