Tag Archives: Whitney Houston
Cracked Out Lesbianism: The Greatest Love of All
Remember when you were in junior high and there was that rumor going around (no, no, not the one about Danny Wood from the New Kids getting 3 gallons of semen pumped out of his stomach) about Whitney Houston having an affair with Kelly McGillis? And you, in your Gotcha! t-shirt and Brittania jeans, were [...]
Didn't We Almost Smoke It All
Beware, little children: If you work really, really hard to evolve from your local gospel choir to garishly colored videos on MTV requiring eighteen cans of Aquanet per performer, then transition yourself into an "actress" who gets to swoon over pre-Waterworld, pre-happy endings Kevin Costner, there will be a downside. You will soon meet up [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "I Zaid I Want to Fugh Her."
ï Apparently, you can steal cars and shoot heroin and get arrested 20 times a month and yet never see the inside of a jail cell. We're totally moving to the UK. It's like Eden, or Honah-Lee. Only with more crack.
ï Speaking of drugs, Teri Hatcher admits to doing a little recreational Botox. [...]
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Also tagged Brad Renfro, celebrity hookups, Charlize Theron, Daryl Hannah, drugs, Emma Watson, Kate Moss, movies, paparazzi, Pete Doherty, plastic surgery rumors, Serge Gainsbourg, television, Teri Hatcher, Vanna White
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Bobby Brown Must Have Saved up Some of His Crack Money to Buy a Computer
We all know that Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston are double-dipped in crazy, so what's it like growing up with the doody bubbles as your parental figures? Apparently it causes you to accept MySpace as your personal friend and confidante.
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I Will Always for a Few Years Love You
When the first decade of the 21st century draws to a close who will you think of as the most devastating celebrity de-coupling? Brad and Jen? Nick and Jessica? The Hoff and anonymous blonde? No, we're guessing your five-years-from-now self will be the most torn up over Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.
Every Little Poop I Take, You Will Be There
Obviously Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are way too comfortable with their bodily functions. Not only do they freely talk about the various things coming out of their asses, they do in front of television cameras. But then we canít poop unless the bathroom door is locked, the lights are out, and the house is [...]
Greatest American Idol of All
We have a confession to make: Weíve never actually watched American Idol. We pretend that we have. We once saw Bo Bice on The Daily Show and talked about how charming and talented he was when we gathered around the Mr. Coffee the next day at the office. But we were merely talking out of [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Engagements A-Go-Go. And Poop.
ï Pink proposed to her boyfriend, motocross racer and Surreal Life star Carey Hart. Not to be confused with Corey Hart. That would just be preposterous.
ï Looks like Stella Lost Her Groove again. Because, as it turns out, her groove was A Gay.
ï Fergie scares us. Fergie looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid that grew [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Bobby Brown, Brad Pitt, celeb engagements/weddings, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Pink, television
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Whitney Latest Victim of Celeb Mystery Ailment
Never one to blaze her own trail, Whitney Houston reaches out a desperate, bony hand and tenuously grasps the coattails of Michael Jackson, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson and joins the hot new celeb craze: hospitalization! Catch the wave!