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CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
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Whitney Houston Wrangles Boobs After Daring Escape Attempt
Whitney Houston is back! She’s got a new album, a new Oprah interview, and she’s done sucking the glass wiener. Wait, scratch that. America’s most beloved dootie bubble factory performed last night on the Simon Cowell talent show X Factor. And her tits nearly popped out of her dress while she sounded like your cousin [...]
Ray J To Bobby Brown: You Don't Give Good Love
If you are like Serge Gainsbourg (Which, obviously, you are. We can tell by your spot-on rendition of "Lemon Incest."), then you want to crawl into the non-dooty-bubble-containing hole previously visited by Bobby Brown, i.e., Whitney Houston's vagina. And if you ever get that chance, erstwhile Kardashian humper and brother to Brandy Ray J has [...]
Whitney Houston: Tenderoni. Drug Pusher.
To listen to Bobby Brown tell his sad tale of woe, you'd think him a wide-eyed naÔf being taken by the hand by a hollow-eyed, fur-coated ghoul named Whitney, led into a troll cave, and plied with all manner of illicit powders and potions. Today, our beloved gossip sober companion, Female First, has a few [...]
Bobby Brown Hears Teenagers Love Poverty, Sues for Custody
Things to do when you wish to gain custody of your child: Shower. Wear a suit. Keep a steady job. Hire a reputable lawyer. Don't refer to your offspring as "a rude, thoughtless little pig." Things Bobby Brown does when he wishes to gain custody of his daughter Bobbi Kristina: Claim he couldn't attend the [...]
I Wanna Divorce with Somebody
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's divorce has been finalized. It must feel really great to finally be rid of that crazy bitch. Wait, which one are we talking about? It applies to either one, really. Anyway, the real victim here, Bobbi Kristina, will stay with her mother. TMZ reports:
It's pretty much all over — including [...]
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The Greatest Love of All Comes to a Bitter End
It's been fourteen long years in the making, but Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are finally Splitsville. No word yet in regards to the cause of the breakup, but in situations like this, it's usually because one of them got clean. And seeing how Whitney's been appearing in public with her wig on straight while [...]
Bin Laden Targets Whitney Houston with Missile . . . of Love
When you were in sixth grade, you turned on MTV and saw Adam Curry introduce "an exciting new artist" named Whitney Houston. On your screen appeared a beautiful woman in a flouncy tiered bubble skirt, her spiral corkscrew extensions bobbling and floating as her warm, rich, five billion octave voice reached out to you like [...]
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