Tag Archives: Vince Vaughn
CNW Junk Drawer: If Everyone Smoked Weed
ï Kirsten Dunst is all, "Like, if the whole world smoked weed, man . . . there would be no wars and crime and stuff. You knowwww?" Oh man. Totally, dude. Seeeriously. (Yeeeah!)
ï Selma Blair's boyfriend is rumored to be shopping for rings in preparation for popping the question. Which is better than [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity arrests, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Don Imus, drugs, Halle Berry, Howard Stern, Jennifer Aniston, Kimberly Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, magazines, Paris Hilton, Rachel McAdams, Selma Blair, Snoop Dogg
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Vaughniston Split Over Hungarian Indiscretion
When we woke up this morning, tapped a little meth into our espresso and sat down to peruse the morning's gossip, we noticed the proliferation of "Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn in Real Life Break-Up LOL!" stories but did not read them because A. they were still together? and B. those two, they numb our [...]
People You Don't Care About Are No Longer Porking
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have broken up. And so have Nicole Richie and that one guy. He's like the son of some famous guy who, like, did the luge or synchronized swimming at the Olympics or something. He dated that girl from that show that's like The O.C. only "real"? C'mon, he's tall, has [...]
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Also tagged Brody Jenner, celebrity breakups, Jennifer Aniston, MySpace, Nicole Richie
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CNW Junk Drawer: A Feast Fit for a Bosworth
ï Suri No Middle Name Cruise pictures might finally appear soon . . . in Vanity Fair! Hopefully on the cover, wrapped in swaddling clothes, using Scarlett Johansson's ass crack as a manger.
ï Bryce Dallas Howard is baking up a big batch of baby.
ï Kate Bosworth ate! Ate cigarettes, water, and lettuce. [...]
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Also tagged Bryce Dallas Howard, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in rehab, Dave Navarro, eating disorder rumors, Janet Jackson, Jenna Fischer, Jenna Jameson, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Bosworth, magazines, Robin Williams, Sienna Miller, upskirt shots
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Jennifer Is Sad, Part II
Jennifer Aniston has called off the wedding we didn't know she was having. Is it possible that she was once again the victim of the second-biggest Hollywood dick affliction (after Syphilis): co-star cheating? That must be it. Vince Vaughn had an affair with the co-star of his latest movie, Jennifer Aniston. Wait, WTF?
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Jennifer Gets Cheeky with Vince's Ma and Pa
Your average girl would feel a little awkward walking around buck naked in front of her boyfriend's parents. Add in a team of movie cameras witnessing the strip down, and you've got a terrifying situation. Unless you're Jennifer Aniston. Then you say, "Yeah, sure, your parents can get a good look at my ass. And [...]
Jennifer's Smokin', Vince's Laughin'
Usually when a girl's husband cheats on her and she's suddenly single and needs a good rogering, she finds some hot asshole with whom she can barely carry on a conversation but who gets the job done. And it doesn't matter if he's a total prick who calls her fat to her face, because once [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Get Hep!
Hepatitis A, Matt Damon, thongless male-on-male mud wrestling, and golden showers. We’re not talking about Ben Affleck’s bachelor party, we’re talking about a Steven Soderbergh joint!
Britney might be ready to finally get rid of those 170 extra pounds of ugly, useless flab. AKA, divorcing K-Fed.
Or, she might be ready to accept a [...]
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Now We Know How Larry King Gets All Those Wives
Again, all you have to do is hold your thumb over that pesky last word. WENN/IMDb headline writers are a devilish bunch.