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Tina Fey, from No Cock to 30 Rock
These days Tina Fey is the ultimate in nerd chic and everyone wants a piece of her funnylady gold. But back before SNL and 30 Rock and all those Emmys poor Tina couldn’t get anybody to diddle her flesh fiddle. As David Letterman read a list of “old virgins” from a tabloid, Fey laughed at [...]
This Is Not a Rihanna Sex Tape, but You'll Watch It Anyway
So. Rihanna. You think you saw her naked, right? We’re not so sure. We still don’t trust nudie pictures without a face. Just too sketchy. But we’re willing to leave it open to debate. Maybe the intention of those pictures was to keep us guessing. Maybe Chris Brown has a really rare fetish wherein he [...]
Hey Looky, Jessica Biel's Boobies. In Motion!
Hey turds. Have you forgotten about Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue? Have you moved on to something else by now, like Hannah Montana-inspired porn? Well, let’s assume that you haven’t passed that threshold just yet and are still able to appreciate life’s simple pleasures, like a huge celebrity showing her tits in a (surely [...]
Eat That Chicken, Megan Fox
Megan Fox doesn’t seem to make movies, despite being an actress. Her job is being sex on wheels and she’s pretty good at it. Luckily, the good people at Esquire magazine noticed that she isn’t ugly and decided to shoot her in HD for a photo spread and video. Daily Mail says:
Photographer Greg Williams shot [...]
Why Aren't JCVD and Wino on Barbara Walters's Most Fascinating People List?
There are certain celebrities who can get away with flirting with interviewers, no matter how creepy they seem. George Clooney or Angelina Jolie could probably have full-penetration sex with an Inside Edition reporter and the audience would just say, “Aw, that’s so charming!” Ben Affleck almost DID have sex with an interviewer and it was [...]
Jack Black Ruins Angelina Jolie's Wombly Secret
Don't you love it when celebrities confirm things we've known for like three years? But in the case of Angelina Jolie being tricked into admitting she's saddling two specimens of human perfection in her lady chamber, at least she wasn't all, "I'm not pregnant, I swear. I just really love huge billowy dresses all of [...]
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Angelina Jolie Is a Heroin(e)
Prior to adopting underprivileged children from foreign lands, Angelina Jolie was smoking various sundry powders from foreign lands. According to the always dubious Starpulse, some dude approached the National Enquirer with a tape that allegedly shows Ms. Jolie sucking a dong. A glass dong. Filled with heroin.
The Enquirerís source claims the tapeís owner is seeking [...]
Scarlett Johansson's "Falling Down" Video Will Have You Falling Asleep
What can we say about Scarlett Johansson’s first music video? There are no bright colors to shock your not-fully-awake brain. Um, what else? She obviously made this song for a love of the music, because no one in their right mind would think it’s going to be the next “Best of Both Worlds.” The only [...]
Isabella Rossellini Gets Insectually Sexual
For today’s Sexy Lady Story, we’re looking to something a bit unconventional. Sure, it involves the word “porno,” internationally adored sexy person Isabella Rossellini, and hot, uncensored sex, which are all conventionally sexy things. But it also involves papier-m‚chÈ, wings, compound eyes, and the mastication of the male’s head during copulation. For, you see, Isabella [...]