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CNW Junk Drawer: Nearly "Stripped" of Her Crown
ï Heather Graham's swan song of succulent sexiness. Take a look, then tip out your King Cobra on the curb.
ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!
ï [...]
Also tagged Adam Brody, booze, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Christian Slater, Donald Trump, Harry Morton, Heather Graham, Katie Holmes, Kimberly Stewart, Lara Flynn Boyle, Lindsay Lohan, Martha Stewart, Nicollette Sheridan, Pauly Shore, Sharon Stone, Sienna Miller, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Tara Connor
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Friday Morning Nipple Rodeo Round-up
Nipples here! Step right up and get your nipples here! We've got nipples. They're slipping, they're poking, they're outright busting. Come one, come all and see our amazing array of specialty nipples. We've got pink ones, we've got brown ones, we've got large ones, we've got small ones. There's something for everyone. Nipples here!
Also tagged celebrity nudity, Jennifer Aniston, Paris Hilton
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Silvstedt Recounts Cherry-Blasting
It might surprise you to learn that Victoria Silvstedt–you know, that Swedish Playboy Playmate with the blonde hair and the Amazonian stature and the mammaries the size of BASEketballs–lost her virginity at a very early age. And by "surprise" we mean "the opposite of surprise".
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CNW Junk Drawer: Stay Golden, Betty
ï A surprise appearance by Mick Jagger causes a near-riot at his illegitimate son's grade school. Right, like Brazilian 6-year-olds know who the fuck Mick Jagger is.
ï Most women look all glowy and happy and shiny and fresh when they're all knocked up. Gwyneth Paltrow? Ehhhhh, not so much.
ï Thar she blows! [...]
Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Avril Lavigne, Betty White, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Eva Longoria, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mick Jagger, Olsen twins, paparazzi
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Victoria Silvstedt: Vaginal Fashion Pioneer
Can someone tell us what that is, precisely, on Victoria Silvstedt’s ladybusiness? (We put the picture under the cut, because we care. And on the off chance your boss is chill with our sexy ads full of sexy ladies, he would probably still frown upon Swedish women with their labia all hanging out).
Also tagged celebrity nudity
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CNW Junk Drawer: Speeding Tickets and Sk8r Bois
ï American Idol also-ran and possible Paula-porker Corey Clark wields salisbury steak and curly fries like they wuz deadly weapons. Straight up!
ï Awwww. Look at the cute gay midget. It thinks it's butch.
ï Jen Aniston's not a playa; she just hugs a lot.
ï The charming Nicole Richie gives Paris a run for her money in [...]
Also tagged Avril Lavigne, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity arrests, celebrity nudity, Chris Tucker, Corey Clark, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Richie, Tom Cruise
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Victoria Silvstedt's Napoleon Complex–Er, Yacht Sex
Victoria Silvstedt, she of the Swedish heritage, tumbling blonde tresses, and curiously ginormous glandular endowments, gives hope to runty little mooks everywhere after she's snapped cavorting–and, yes, canoodling–on a boat with a teeny tiny little itty bitty man.
Also tagged models
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