Tag Archives: Victoria Beckham
Poshbot 3000 Gets New Head
Well, Victoria Beckham got a haircut. Normally we don't report on the follicular goings-on of celebrities unless they shave it (hi Britney) or dye it green or something. But since the last time Beckham cut her hair into an angular bob, everyone flocked to hair salons asking for "The Posh" and it became inescapable, we [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Oh, Behave
ï Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in Mighty Ducks V? (Daily Stab)
ï Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (Female Foist)
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Victoria Beckham To Teach Hillbillies How To Be May-Jah
Apparently every Hollywood famous type person has chosen this week to become utterly boring. Our Sexy Lady Story yesterday consisted of grainy stills of Anne Hathaway wearing nowhere-near-skimpy underwear, for L. Ron's sake. We haven't even heard one story about Britney getting her weave caught in an elevator door or taking her favorite Yorkie to [...]
Katie Holmes Thinks Victoria Beckham Is Trashy, Orange
In the world of celebrity BBFs, there must occasionally be causalities. Where once we had the undying mutual admiration of Paris and Nicole or Kid and Play, we now have nothing. No shining beacons to teach us how to love platonically. It is a sad, sad world that cannot sustain such friendships, but it's an [...]
Inky Spice
The times! Oh, how they change. Your grandpa sports a classic pinup girl on his arm that does a little dance when he flexes. "Lookit her go, boy!" he gums as her wasp-waisted, winking figure does the Lindy Hop. And famed ball-handler David Beckham has a similar tattoo. Only his sports bolt-on titties and skin [...]
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Shocking New Book Alleges Tom Cruise Is Wacky Cult Leader
So you know all those things you've heard about Tom Cruise being a crazy loony mental patient who does nothing all day but mutter under his breath "I love L. Ron. L. Ron is God" and stare at the author's photo on the back of Dianetics? Someone said, "What the hell, I can sell that" [...]
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Posh Pops 'Plants
Posh Spice has taken a page from the book of Pam Anderson and (possibly) temporarily removed her scone-like breast implants for the Spice Girls tour. What, is she just using them as shoe trees until the shows are over? Says Monsters and Critics:
Victoria Beckham reportedly had her breast implants removed to stop her boobs [...]
Vicky B as Ungifted as You and Me
We love honesty in a celebrity. Want to make us like you? Just admit in an interview, "I have a fat ass" or "I have a teeny weenie" or "I once fingered my sister" and we'll love you. OK, maybe not that last one, that's pretty gross. And James Haven doesn't count as a celebrity [...]
Eva Longoria Takes Posh Spice Dildo Shopping
If you were new to L.A. and searching for advice on where to get your bob trimmed or your labes waxed or who sells the very best Swarovski-encrusted butt plugs, surely you'd turn to Eva Longoria just like Victoria Beckham did. That Posh is a smart girl. Our gossip KY enthusiast, FemaleFirst, reports:
Eva Longoria has [...]