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Victoria Beckham's Scuds Are Now Bottle Rockets
There are only a few things in this world we can count on. Everyone dies, a Shania Twain song will invariably be playing every time you set foot in a Village Discount Outlet in the greater Chicagoland area, and Victoria Beckham will always have the kind of shelf-solid tit implants you can display pottery and [...]
Also tagged boobs, plastic surgery rumors
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CNW Junk Drawer: Just Say SheNAE to Pants
ï Shenae Grimes piles on all her clothes–lace stockings, Jack Sparrow boots, lumberjack shirt–at once. All her clothes except for the pants part. (IDLYITW)
ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing [...]
Posh Spice Puts It on Display
Hey look, everybody, Vicky B's got nipply T's! That's all. Thank you for your time.
Also tagged boobs, see-through shots
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Rich-as-Fuck Celebrities Not So Rich-as-Fuck Anymore
You probably think you have it pretty bad. The crap economy has you worrying if you're going to lose your job or your house or your car, you've switched to one-ply toilet paper, and instead of getting that latte every morning you've resorted to diving into the Starbucks dumpster and sucking on the discarded coffee [...]
Also tagged David Beckham, Gisele Bundchen, Joan Collins, Miley Cyrus
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Their Action Figures Would Be So Lifelike
What are characteristics that come to mind when you think of superheroes? Unusual physical prowess? Otherworldly abilities? Very, very tight costumes? And in the case of superheroines, large, unnaturally immobile yet buoyant breasts? Then it makes perfect sense that legendary comic-book artist Stan Lee wants to turn David and Victoria Beckham into superheroes. Reports our [...]
Also tagged David Beckham
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CNW Junk Drawer: Is That Cher's Outfit From "If I Could Turn Back Time"?
ï Give to Rihanna your leather, take from her your lace. (Flisted)
ï Britney Spears vows cellulitecy. No, wait, celibacy. (EntertainmentWise)
ï Behold! It's Zuma Zoom Zoom Lunesta Rocknrolla Rossdale! (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham will model lingerie for Emporio Armani. Because nothing says seduction like screw-on tits and visible vertebrae. (Holy Moly)
ï Britney [...]
Victoria Beckahm Is Literally Covered in Shit
Rich people have it so much better than the rest of us. They get to wear designer clothes, drive fancy cars, live in luxurious homes. And while we have to depend on Noxema and Clearasil, they get to include exotic ingredients in their skin-care regimen. Exotic ingredients like bird shit. There's nothing like the clean [...]
Also tagged celebrity bathroom habits, David Beckham
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"A Shitty Bit of Toilet Paper"
That Kelly Osbourne, she sure is something else. She just doesn't care what people think of her, now does she? She's going to speak her mind no matter what the consequences. We keep on telling her, "Young lady, you better learn to hold your tongue, or you will not get invited to the Worthingtons' annual [...]
Also tagged Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Osbourne
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Ol' Turkey-Neck Beckham Wants To Get Smoothed Out
Posh Spice has a secret shame. And obviously we're not talking about binge eating here. It's her neck. It's super, super ugly. Like, damn woman, buy some scarves or something before you start scaring away the children. Although if those children had any backbone and sense of humor at all, they probably wouldn't be frightened [...]
Also tagged plastic surgery rumors
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Welcome to McPoshald's, Would You Like Dexatrim with That?
A star needs a direction in life. Living off one's wealthy athlete husband and lucrative "Wannabe" royalties is nice, but Posh Spice needs a creative outlet. Something to make her feel as if she's a useful member of society. So she's opening a restaurant! With Gordon Ramsay! According to Daily Stab, dude recently said,
îYes, it [...]
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