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CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.

ï Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy)
ï Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Wiggin' Out

ï "Pink bra. Pink push-up bra. Uhhh . . . acid wash. Skirt that's . . . acid wash with ball-point pen. Uhhh . . . wig. Bad wig. Bad, brown wig. Ratty brown–" "Things Britney Spears wears!" Ding ding ding! You just won $25,000 Pyramid! (Egotastic!)
ï Penny Kravitz? (Female First)
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CNW Junk Drawer: "A Skanky, Backdoor C*nt"

ï OMG, Jenny Aniston is gonna go on Courteney Cox's show and they're gonna KISS!!! The girl-girl spit swap is the surefire ratings booster of our generation, finally overtaking the "let's introduce a precocious child character" move. Basically, yes, we're likening Jennifer Aniston to Cousin Oliver.
ï Naomi Campbell pooh-poohs claims that she's involved [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Madonna and Child

ï Andy Dick chalks up the fact that people call him gay to everyone being jealous of him, and not him having sex with men.
ï Kate Beckinsale says she'll never get plastic surgery. Despite the fact that her boobs were named the Ugliest in Hollywood.
ï Madonna probably adopted a baby, for real [...]

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