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Some Boring People No Longer Boning

OK, we get it, gossip gods. We promise we will never, ever again complain about Megan Fox saying sexy shit again. We now understand that in today's world (in this economy) that is considered good gossip. We might even start to think of Jon and Kate and acceptable celebrities. Hell, today we mightómightóeven be happy [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo

ï Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)
ï Can't lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pics from Britney Spears's new video for "Womanizer". Lots o' wigs, and not a batty pink one amongst them. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Madonna bans Sarah Palin from [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Rhys Is in Pieces

ï Sienna Miller finally cuts loose her improbably-named, leonine lover Rhys Ifans. (CeleBuzz)
ï Angry whelp Miley Cyrus wrecks equipment on the set of her new video. "Grrrr! I'm so mad! Like a bear! Grrr! Like a fluffy bear! With a bow around its neck! Grrr . . . awwww." (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Kim Kardashian [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: "I Just Crave Nicotine Sometimes"

ï Hayden Panettiere continues to blaze a flouncy, lace-trimmed trail straight to Saucytown. (Egotastic!)
ï Amy Winehouse celebrates Christmas early by hanging sparkling white ornaments amongst the branches of her nose hair. (Yeeeah!)
ï Hey, look! It's BeyonkadonkcÈ. (Derek Hail)
ï Vanessa Minnillo's bikini bottoms are intelligent, as they wisely creep up her cheek [...]

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Nick and Vanessa's Whirlpool Sex Hotter Than 98 Degrees

We haven't really touched much on the whole "Nick Lachey cramming it into Manesso Vanilla in a hot tub pics" thing because we are purveyors of flesh, and so far, only censored pictures have come up. But today, our friends at Celebitchy are hosting a few of the shots (originally posted elsewhere) that definitely appear [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Ambien And Candie's

ï Scarlett Johansson dons septum piercing, (fake?) tattoo; dresses like Hot Lips Houlihan. (CityRag)
ï Hunkosaurus Rex John Stamos blames his recent slurry interview on Ambien. Right now, David Hasselhoff and Paula Abdul are cursing themselves for not thinking of that one first. (Glitterati Gossip)
ï Crack-addicted, clammy, rotten-toothed, smack-shooting, overgrown fetus cheats on [...]

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Vanessa Minnillo: Lindsay Lohan's Secret Knife-Play Buddy

Yesterday when you saw those pictures of Lindsay Lohan playing with a knife and her anonymous friend trying to free Lindsay's jug from its spandexy prison, you thought, "Gee, Lindsay's friend sure is helpful. I wish she would've pulled a little harder though." Well, turns out Lindsay's friend is Vanessa Minnillo. And welcome to the [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Wonderjocks

ï If a Denise Richards and Richie Sambora break up in the woods and no one is there to care, do they make a sound? (TMZ)
ï Avril Lavigne, topless. He was a sk8tr b0i, I said see my taters, boy. (Yeeeah!)
ï Mary Kate Olsen slips rib. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Justin Timberlake flew [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Powderpants

ï Kate Bosworth takes off her bikini just long enough to slip a bit of nip. (Egotastic!)
ï John Voight finds his daughter "fascinating" and "attractive". And "stunning". If Papa Joe Simpson ever gets out of the daughter managing/ogling game, he might have a worthy replacement. (GlossLip)
ï Sienna Miller slips both nip and [...]

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Hot Legs, Charlize is Wearin' Me Out

A flame-painted PT Cruiser pulls up to the curb. The door opens. Out pops four pump-shod women, one of whom has just been given the trampy makeover of her life by the other three. They wreak havoc on the denizens of a diner as three men–two bearded and one just named "Beard"–apparate, chuckling and throwing [...]

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