Dane Cook has refused to apologise for poking fun at Vanessa Hudgens’ nude photo scandal at the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.

The comedian was booed by the hundreds of young fans at the ceremony as he presented the Choice Hottie prizes by quipping, “Vanessa Hudgens, girl, you got to keep your clothes on! Phones are for phone calls, girl!”

But after the show . . . he told Access Hollywood, “I planned it about 20 minutes before I went out there. (I said it) because I like to be on the cusp of fear. Mostly I just wanted it to be funny. That’s the best part about being a comic, when you go, ‘Maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody (is saying).’ The elephant-in-the-room (awkward) moment. So, I’ll take it, I’ll take the hit. It’s okay.”

Wow, this guy is so in my face. But hey, that’s the life of a renegade comic. Lenny Bruce was out there breaking barriers and getting arrested and George Carlin was challenging censorship and now we have renegades like Dane Cook calling out the titties of the star of Disney’s BandSlam. He’s just too real, man. He’s just too real.

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We’re pretty sure Vanessa’s boyfriend Zac Efron was pretty excited when he saw these pictures. Because he was all, “Wow, that foundation really DOES conceal large pores! Eeeeee!”

UPDATE: We’re scaredy cats, espeically when it comes to men in expensive suits, so we crumbled and took the pics down. Our homies over at Yeeeah! have bigger balls than us and kept them up though, so see ‘em there while you can.

Controversial Disney actress Vanessa Hudgens has warned she is ready to shock again, revealing she is to strip off as a hooker in a new X-rated film role.

The actress, who was once shamed as a teen in a nude photo scandal, suggests she's ready to leave behind her goody-two-shoes High School Musical image behind.

The star, who dates Zac Efron, says she will strip naked in new film Sucker Punch.

Hudgens, 20, reveals: 'I'm playing a character named Blondie and it's set in a brothel in the 1950s, so there's not a whole lot of clothes.'

'It'll be gun training, stunts, fighting and all that craziness. I can't wait. I'm so excited. I've wanted to do an action film for a while.'

'I think this is my time to really step it up and get to grow up. It will be somewhat different with the content and a few more foul words but that's the biggest difference.'

First of all, X-rated? Come ON! For a country that can plaster tits all over the TV, the Brits sure can be prissy. Their gossip writers want you to think everything is raunchy and debaucherous. It's like the marketing for a Judd Apatow movie or something. Second of all, ain't no way there will be nudity in this thing. Vanessa's hooker will probably entice men with her super naked legs. They'll see a knee and know they need to fork over their dough. Meanwhile, Vanessa will be wearing more fabric than the wife of a Taliban member.

Zac believes it is a good way for her to get beyond the teeny-bopper stigma. He is making the leap to A-list actor and he wants Vanessa to go along with him.

He said if she has to bare more of her body, then she shouldn't be afraid of doing that.

"Omigod, please, someone look at those gross thingies on her chest before she makes me do it! I don't wannnnnnna!"

“I will show nudity in a film when the time is right. Right now, I wouldn’t feel comfortable doing it, but like I said, when the time’s right, if it’s an amazing movie that I’m really passionate about and that’s what it calls for, then we’ll see.”

What Vanessa doesn’t say is that this movie has already happened. It was called Freshly 18 Disney Star’s Naked Pics Conveniently Leaked to Press to Boost Publicity and Also Prove Zac Efron Likes Clam, maybe you’ve seen it.

The photos that surfaced last year of Efron and his girlfriend, ìHSMî cutie Vanessa Hudgens, in what appeared to be a sex shop, were just one of the things that raised his mom Starlaís eyebrows.

ìIt was Hallows Eve like, two years ago. It was just a costume store,î Zac clarified to the April issue of ELLE magazine of the location of the snaps. ìIn the back they have an adult section for adult costumes. And this nice older woman asked for a photo.î

But like most of the public, when Efronís mother saw the photos, she too wondered what her son was doing in the store.

ìMy mom is like, ëZac, what did you buy in a sex shop?í I was like ëMom, calm down, itís not a sex shop.í She wouldnít have any of it. Sheís like, ëI knew you were being sexual!íî he admitted. ìBut she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box.î

If you discover that your supposedly virginal, effete Disney-star son is actually banging the girl who sent him nudie pics, we guess the appropriate response is to encourage him to do it as often as possible with a giant stash of rubbers. Although personally we would have slipped in some dildos and butt plugs while we were at it. They might be a bit more appreciated.

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"This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public."

There's also unconfirmed talk that Disney will replace Vanessa for High School Musical 3, but if we were Vanessa, we wouldn't worry about it too much. Look at Anne Hathaway! She went from The Princess Diaries to freeing her yammos and simulating dong-smoking in Havoc and where did that get her? Respected work in an Ang Lee movie and doling out boners on yachts! Yachts, Vanessa! Ride the flowing wave of your hair pie and rope your dreams!

Want to see more pictures of Vanessa hamming it up in booty shorts and a bra next to a Vuitton bag? You do.