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Remember the Time
Good day to you. Today is July 8, 2009, and Michael Jackson is still dead, as you probably gathered from the huge creepy memorial that was broadcast yesterday. For some unknown reason, we ended up watching the entire thing, start to finish, and even live Tweeted it. If, 10 years ago, you had come to [...]
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Also tagged Brooke Shields, celebrity deaths, John Mayer, Lionel Richie, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson
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CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Montag Twatt
You WILL see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy. Just what you always wanted! (Yeeeah!)
Hands off the Brad Pitt. Do not touch the Brad Pitt. That means you, Ann Curry. (Anything Hollywood)
When Megan Fox gets a manicure, she actually gets a pedicure. Get it? No? Click on the link then, Einstein. (The Blemish)
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Also tagged boobs, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs posing for Playboy, Cher, Heidi Montag, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Sandra Bullock
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CNW Junk Drawer: "A Shadowy Flight Into the Dangerous World of a Man Who Does Not Exist."
ï Usher Raymond's life is unnecessarily complicated.
ï OMG, KITT is for sale! For a mere $100K, you can own a 1982 Trans Am that doesn't actually speak.
ï Tori Spelling's new bundle of joy graces People, has mom's original nose.
ï Large-breasted Brit (we're starting to believe that there are no other sorts of [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Halle Berry, Joe Francis, magazines, Pamela Anderson, Pete Wentz, plastic surgery rumors, Suri Cruise, Tori Spelling
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"Oh my God, Tara Reid fell on me."
Sometimes we hear stories that make us wonder why we donít attend more events like club openings in Las Vegas. Then we remember that we werenít invited because we are an ugly and fat nobody and then we cry and cry and eat some Double Stuf Oreos until we hear an embarrassing story about Tara [...]
Usher to Tori: You Lick Me! You Really Lick Me!
Do you remember how frigid and virginal Donna Martin was on 90210? How she made poor greasy David Silver wait for like ten years before she would finally get down to some humping? Well, Tori Spelling is no Donna Martin.
Usher: Crap!
We don't know about the rest of you, but we just love for our celebrity autographs to be contaminated with traces of fecal matter. Apparently Usher has doo-doo-loving fans who are just like us.
Smells Like Usher
What ever happened to the days when we wanted people who knew what they were doing to design the products that we use? Why would anyone prefer to wear a shirt designed by P. Diddy rather than someone whoís actually touched a sewing machine at some point in their life? And why would anyone give [...]
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Usher's Life Sorta Doesn't Suck
A teenage model got a little more than she signed up for when she went to Usher's hotel room. Expecting straight-ahead groupie sex, maybe a social disease or two, she wound up in a tangle of seven naked bodies on a bed, with Usher sitting like a very ripped cherry on top.
Usher: What an Ass(phalt).
Do you wanna know how Usher got such a hot body? It sure wasn't by walking! We thought that the Usher diva moments would be toned down just a wee bit once he dumped that restaurant-bill-hoppin', nipple-barin', assistant-beatin' bag of bones he'd been carrying around, but boy, were we wrong. The boy can't even walk [...]
Usher Dumps Naomi. Naomi Bares Nipple.
What an upset! We thought Naomi would be the one to dump indoor-sunglasses-wearing Usher, but he beat her to the punch and dropped her for being "boring". Apparently, mauling one's personal assistants and creating big hoo-hahs at restaurants just aren't exciting enough to keep Usher interested. Naomi then struck back with the old "Nip [...]