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The Most Popular Panties in Hollywood
Here we have sexy AnnaLynne McCord, star of the new 90210 and woman of many capital letters, getting out of a car. That doesn’t sound very exciting until you notice that her panties feature opaque black stripes over see-through, so it looks like her bologna folds are in jail. And heyyyy, aren’t those the same [...]
Lindsay Lohan Shows Snatch; Snatches Sam Back
We have not read The Rules or He's Just Not That Into You or The Game or Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman but we still know that traveling across an ocean to show up at a party your ex will be attending is bad form. However, maybe this bit of [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela Anderson-Lee-Rock-Salomon-Padgett
ï So they're saying Pamela Anderson is set to wed again. This time to scuba diver Jamie Padgett. Eighteenth time's a charm! (Yeeeah!)
ï Jamie Foxx wants Miley Cyrus to do heroin, smoke crack, make a sex tape, and get chlamydia from a bicycle seat. Uh, it was a tractor and my doctor said [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, jail, Jamie Foxx, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Pamela Anderson, Phil Spector
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Britney Spears Loves Jesusóand Exposing Her Cooter
Generally stage moms/dads are desperate. If their kid isn't making it, they'll try anything that's working for other kids. Your kid lost a part to a little girl with curls? Off to the salon! Some ho with a wonky eye is making millions just showing up at parties? A good hard punch every week or [...]
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"I'm a Slaaaaave for . . . My Pussy's Hangin' Out"
Britney Spears using a working microphone in concert? Oh, that’s rich. But apparently it happened. Two nights ago, the be-weaved one performed onstage in Tampa, Florida. After the final strains of “I’m a Slave 4 U”, Brit was lowered down through a hole in a the stage, and, mic still on, make reference to her [...]
A Couple of Old Biddies Show off Their Junk
Upon rising this morning, chances are you cursed this whole "spring forward" bullshit, but then you turned to more important topics: like old memaws showing off their private areas. Because everyone knows there's no better cure to a stilted night of sleep than seeing a wrinkly nipple or a saggy labia. It's better than a [...]
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Also tagged boobs, celebrity nudity, Nicollette Sheridan, nip slips, Pamela Anderson
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Watchmen's Malin Akerman Makes Men Watch
Watchmen comes out on Friday and people are going completely ape. There's looting, riots, fires. People are out of their minds, screaming "Watchmen! Watchmen!", tearing their hair out by the handfuls. Although she's already been in the first Harold and Kumar movie and wore a merkin in The Heartbreak Kid, Malin Akerman will probably become [...]
Unto You a Paris Is Born
On this day, in 1981 . . . magic happened. Kathy Hilton spread her legs, grunted, and shat unto this world a child. A child that would grow up to become the symbol of retarded excess, crooked eyeballs, night vision blow jobs, and wearing hair extensions in jail. That child is Paris Hilton, and today [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rip Off Them Spanx
ï Eva Longoria upskirts; shows off some sizzling shapewear from the Sears "Silver Fox" foundation garment collection. (Yeeeah!)
ï A plane carrying Winona Ryder was forced to make an emergency landing, presumably because she was all zorked out on goofballs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Homoeroticism on the Twilight set. Rawr! (Hollywire)
ï Despite her unending, ultra-desirable [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Anne Hathaway, Brian Austin Green, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity catfights, celebrity gay rumors, Eva Longoria, Karolina Kurkova, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, models, movies, politicians, Samantha Ronson, Winona Ryder
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CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me Hish Name, Doctor!
ï You better vote! Or else Jessica Alba will devour your spleen. (Yeeeah!)
ï Christina Milian upskirt. No labes, plenty of moundage. (Bossip)
ï Britney Spears visits elementary school; gently lays boob on 4th grader's arm. (Cityrag)
ï Megan Fox describes herself as a "man with a vagina". (Daily Stab)
ï Diora Baird [...]
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Also tagged booze, Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, Christina Milian, Diora Baird, Heather Locklear, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Keeley Hazell, magazines, Megan Fox, Shannen Doherty
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