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CNW Junk Drawer: Goose Egg
Rihanna has a big lump on her head. So she either went back to Chris “Doo Doo” Brown or she’s growing horns. The latter is more believable. (Gone Hollywood)
Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima gives birth to baby girl; is probably not a virgin anymore. (PopEater)
Victoria’s Secret model Shannan Click naked. Totally, truly, NSFW naked naked. [...]
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Little Girl Wonders Why Scary Lady Isn’t Wearing Any Pants
Sometimes at weddings, a bride will have a little girl hold the train of her dress, making sure it doesn’t get tangled while walking down the aisle. And usually the little girl is happy to be half of the center of attention and smiles while performing her duty. That, or she looks distracted cause she’s [...]
So You Think You Can Gash
We don’t watch So You Think You Can Dance because we’re not Methodist housewives who collect Winnie the Pooh figurines (yet) but we might have to start if the contestants keep insisting on biting it onstage while not wearing underwear. The staid and stuffy world of ballroom dancing sure has opened up over the past [...]
No Flashlee for Ashlee
That picture over there to your left, that’s Ashlee Simpson at the launch party for her new, groundbreaking, sure to cure the world of all ills, like cankles and visible roots, show Melrose Place. Or, to put it another way, that’s Ashlee Simpson before the open bar. Sure, the girl has money (somehow), but she [...]
Gerard Butler Dumps Jennifer Aniston
What’s worse than getting dumped for Renee Zellweger? Getting dumped into the back of a car. And having, possibly, a flank of labia steak flap out. And having someone take a picture. And then having them blow it up. And then having them put it, full page, in the New York Post. The tabloids love [...]
She Hit Me and It Felt Like a Puss
Hey, Naomi Campbell is doing better. All those anger management classes seem to be working. She’s no longer throwing hand-held communication devices at people’s heads. Now she’s throwing her stubbly chick chasm in people’s faces. You will not bear the imprint of a Blackberry on your forehead, but you may get a wicked case of [...]
Ali Larter Dives for Spare Change
Contrary to popular belief, CelebNewsWire isn't just scabies and poop jokes. No, we have a philosophical mind and we often ponder weighty issues. What is the meaning of life? Are we humans alone in the universe? If there is a very thin white string of cotton stretched taut across a bunghole, is that nudity? We [...]
The Goose Shows Us Where Her Gosselins Come From
After Michael Jackson shuffled off this mortal coil, we were certain that we wouldn't hear another word about Jon and Kate Plus 8 or Octomom. We were pretty much right about the Octomom, but the Gosselins seem to be holding steady in the tabloids. Although post-MJ, the focus has shifted from Kate being a cold-hearted [...]
Class Attracts Class
We know Paris Hilton loves paparazzi and lets them do about anything as long as she has at least three pics in every issue of Us Weekly. But she understands that dude with a camera ≠ guy who sells pictures to major magazines. This dude right here, he's just a douchebag with a hundred dollar [...]
Harry Potter and the Half-Shown Panties
Harry Potter star Emma Watson really knows how to celebrate a momentous occasion. When she turned 18, she decided to show the world her Hufflemuff, and she got so into the Hogwarts lore that she did it through striped panties to match the stripes of the Hufflepuff house scarf. So at the London premiere of [...]