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CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text

Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)

Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)

Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]

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The Most Popular Panties in Hollywood

Here we have sexy AnnaLynne McCord, star of the new 90210 and woman of many capital letters, getting out of a car. That doesn’t sound very exciting until you notice that her panties feature opaque black stripes over see-through, so it looks like her bologna folds are in jail. And heyyyy, aren’t those the same [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Cannes You Dig It

Brad’s all, “C’mon, Angelina, we have to get to Cannes” and she’s all, “Hold up, Brad, I gotta show the paps a little more of where Shilohs come from.” (Yeeeah!)
Maria Bello. Topless. Tied to a bed. Believe it. (Nudography)
And speaking of Maria Bello, did you know that she was from the greater [...]

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Accio Titty!

Emma Watson is weird, because she's so dignified and sophisticated that she can even make an accidental undie slip look classy and like something the rest of us should aspire to. She's a master of the wand and a sultaness of spells, but try as she may, Hermione Granger was unable to keep her bra-covered [...]

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Eat That Chicken, Megan Fox

Megan Fox doesn’t seem to make movies, despite being an actress. Her job is being sex on wheels and she’s pretty good at it. Luckily, the good people at Esquire magazine noticed that she isn’t ugly and decided to shoot her in HD for a photo spread and video. Daily Mail says:
Photographer Greg Williams shot [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Extra Special "All Sexy Ladies" Edition

Jessica Alba ass, all wrapped up with a bow. (IDLYITW)
Lady Gaga has tape on her nipples, so they won’t poke-her-face. ZING! (Jezebel)
Cheerleader coach Carlie Becker, who was shitcanned for posing for Playboy. Rah rah, sis boob bah. (Bitten and Bound)
Jordana Brewster in Maxim. You’ll masturbate fast and/or furiously. (Gone Hollywood)
Evan [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Just Say SheNAE to Pants

ï Shenae Grimes piles on all her clothes–lace stockings, Jack Sparrow boots, lumberjack shirt–at once. All her clothes except for the pants part. (IDLYITW)
ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: The Forbidden Dance

ï Anne Hathaway wraps her legs around costar and begs "Fuck me." Well, okay. (Mr Skin)
ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)
ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)
ï Khloe Kardashian shows [...]

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Smells Like Chlamydia Spirit

There's really not much to write about today. Mark Ruffalo's brother dying is too sad and CNW's governor Blago getting busted is just too funny. So let's recycle some old news–petal-fresh and 100% natural beauty Pamela Anderson attending an art opening in Miami on Saturday. In a Screaming Trees grunge-era stocking cap. And an oversized [...]

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Jessica Biel: Stripper With a Heinie of Gold

Who can turn the world on with her ass? Who can take a nothing dress and suddenly make it seem bootyliciass? Well it’s you, Jessica Biel, and you should know it. With each quiver and every junk jiggle you show it. That’s right! Jessica Biel, possessor of one of the greatest rumble seats in recent [...]

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