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CNW Junk Drawer: Megan Fox Gets Plump
ï Megan Fox takes "next Angelina Jolie" title literally, gets lipplants. (ONTD)
ï Elisha Cuthbert stalks the sandy landscape in a bikini; cuddles muscular male; gets handsy with own buttocks. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding photos will be in People. And they talk about being "soul mates". Even though they've [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Stinkin'. S-T-I-N-K-I-N."
ï Uma Uma Uma mow mow ma ma Uma mow mow. In a bikini. (Though, going by the cast on her arm, these may be old, mow mow) (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Britney's still on the loose, and so are her breasts. (Taxi Driver)
ï Kate Hudson says that Matthew McConaughey smells like hot garbage. [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, booze, Britney Spears, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, celebs in rehab, Diora Baird, drugs, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Hudson, Marc Anthony, Matthew McConaughey, Nicole Richie, Sean Young, see-through shots
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Thurman: See Hermams
Uma Thurman is presently dating Arpad Busson, who is some sort of businessman best known for impregnating Elle Macpherson twice. And it's obvious that this Mr. Busson has a type. Very tall, very blonde, very built, very toothy. Oh, and with a yen for fashion that leans toward "transparent". Were Arpad Busson to fill out [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: She Wants to Be The Girl with the Least Cake
ï Courtney Love, in a bikini, weighing less than her 12-year-old daughter. That's what making out with Bruce Willis will do to a body. It happened to Lohan, now it's happening again.
ï Uma Thurman's one-piece strains against the weight of her Nordic kahooblies.
ï Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson's illicit extramarital blonde people [...]
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Uma Wants to Trade Fogies for Jailbait
Underaged dudes of the world unite! Clear that bong off your coffee table, trim your nadbag, and kick your interior design major girlfriend with the dolphin tramp stamp to the curb, because Uma Thurman's on the prowl, and she wants YOU!
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Great American Titties
On the Fourth of July, people tend to get all choked up with patriotic love. After a half dozen hot dogs and twice as many ice cold Coors Lights, you better believe that fine Americans across this great, fat land of ours are participating in the pasttimes that make this country great; namely, humming the [...]
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Uma's Utterly Unbelievable Udders
Uma: Ever since I turned thirty-five, the alcohol burns my throat when I swallow. But luckily I've figured out a way to intake liquids through my nipple. See, all I have to do is wear a really low-cut dress when I attend a function and I can usually find a corner to duck into and [...]
Uma's New Year's Resolution: No Nudes
Aw crap! January isn't even over and 2006 blows already: Uma Thurman is puttin the kibosh on all future nude scenes. As God is Uma Thurman's witness, she will never! Go naked! Again! They may take her clothes, but they'll never take . . . her FREEDOM!
Uma Thurman: New, Improved, and Now Attainable
Even though classy giantess Uma Thurman seems to resemble the graceful, lithe gazelle, she's more sees herself as more of a sexual predator than prey, like a flesh-hungry lion. "Flesh-hungry" meaning "horny", you see.
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Uma Thurman: Cheap, Just Like US
We are cheap bastards. Weíre not saying weíve actually picked a half-eaten banana out of the garbage can, but weíve thought about it. The less money we spend on frivolous things like bananas the more we have left for hookers. So weíd like to commend Uma Thurman for not only shopping at Old Navy, but [...]
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