Former New York "It" boy and Paper magazine blogger Fabian Basabe writes on his blog today that the supermodel turned TV personality, um, soiled herself at Fashion Week. Basabe was filming an interview in the W suite at the tents, and suddenly a whole cadre of people barged in and kicked him out. The reason? Tyra needed to change her clothes. Because of the incident. Apparently they had a spare change of clothes all lined up which makes him wonder if it's happened before. Obviously we have no real confirmation on this. I'm not really sure if Tyra Banks pooping herself is newsworthy, but maybe Basabe's continued usage of the icky term "messed herself" is? Apologies.

We think we smell a rat, and not feces, here. "Messed herself" does not directly translate to "shat herself." Maybe Tyra was munching on a long john and, upon chomping down, a big glop of custard fell onto one of her knockers and stained her shirt. Or maybe she's been hoarding some of those Olestra chips and decided to binge before her interview, resulting in a nasty bout of anal leakage. Which is not the same thing as shitting yourself. It's like the difference between Hershey's chocolate syrup and a Mr. Goodbar. Totally different.

Celebrities and sex tapes go together like milk and cookies. So when I got wind of a possible Tyra Banks sex tape being released, you know I had to tell you guys about it.

Word is, someone is set to release an intimate video of Tyra Banks and some Italian dude getting their swerve on. Sources say, the video is grainy and you can hear the two of them talking to each other – among other things.

In late 2005, I posted candids of Tyra and her rumored boyfriend Italian basketball player, Giancarlo Marcaccini. Could it be him in the video? Time will tell.

Representatives for Tyra Banks were unavailable for comment, weíll keep you posted.

We can only imagine what fun Twiggy, Miss J, and noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker will have sitting around, enjoying a group viewing of this tape, pointing out the lack of fierceness and the dead eyes. "Look at that," Miss J will cluck. "When she goes in for the knob job, she loses her neck." Then he will pull his neck down and demonstrate to hilarious effect. "I just get the feeling that she doesn't want it as much as the other girls want it," Nigel will muse. "She's lost the fire." "I just don't get this girl at all," Twiggy will sigh.

Dive into Ty Ty's astonishing chest chasm at MrSkin.com.

ï Tyra Banks recreates her iconic swimsuit issue cover shot. Too bad her face looks like she's dropping a log in her bikini bottoms.

ï Gretchen Carlson finally lends credibility to FOX News with a liberal view of her panty-clad crotchial area. Did you catch that? Liberal! Haw haw?

ï Brody Jenner is pissed that Details insinuated he was using Nicole Richie, but says it's all good because he has "broad shoulders". Wait, what?

ï Watch in rapturous wonder as Jewel nearly drops a forkful of food down her cavernous chest chasm.

ï Anna Nicole's death is a lot like her life: with a bunch of creepy men all fighting over her body.

ï Speaking of Anna Nicole, her small, purple-haired, Broom Hilda lookalike tuff gal former assistant Kimmie speaks out, accusing Howard K. Stern of being an asshole!

ï Or not.

ï Michelle Rodriguez "never killed a pot head".

ï Naomi Watts is likely preggo via Liev Schreiber, who ejaculated semen into her vagina.

1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Salma Hayek
4. Halle Berry
5. Jessica Alba
6. Tyra Banks
7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
8. Rebecca Romijn
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Brittany Murphy

We thought that by the time we were done typing out those names we'd have thought of a funny bazoom-related joke, but we're, uh, a little busy right now and think that you're perfectly capable of providing your own wit today, you lazy bastards.

All of these ladies are at MrSkin.com. Some of them even show off their award-winning chests–naked. We suggest you start with Halle Berry's million-dollar melons.

ï Joaquin Phoenix: method actor.

ï When you litter, Patrick Swayze turns his weather-beaten, spiritual face to the skies and weeps a solitary tear.

ï Paris Hilton gets her stoolbox hosed out.

ï Oasis member Noel Gallagher calls Jack White "Zorro on doughnuts". And, well, uh, he's kinda got a point there.

ï A stripper had drunken floor sex with David Arquette. Strippers have low standards.

ï And Mariah Carey has an employee who helps her lift those pesky beverages to her parched lips. Don't snicker–the strawmaster probably makes more than you.

ï Jessica Alba pokes our eyes out. With her tits.

ï RenÈe Zellweger's behatted bygone ball and chain Kenny Chesney assures us that he's "pretty firm" in his sexuality. Just pretty firm, though.

ï Stamos Nachos learns an important lesson: when driving Paris Hilton's Bentley under the influence while chased by paparazzi and while bystanders are filming the whole melee, do not obscure your drunken double vision with your jacket or you will crash into a truck, leaving your girlfriend no other recourse than to blow kisses at the cops. Oh, please, like we all haven't been there.

ï Mischa Barton's publicist once urged her to play hide-the-hot-dog with Leonardo diCaprio to further her career. Mischa expressed digust, not because he looks like a weepy-eyed Pekingese or the fact that he was on Growing Pains and totally has gross Ben Seaver germs, but because he's "like, thirty, or something".

ï Jessica Simpson tried to pull an Angelina and went on a humanitarian mission to Africa, only to fake sick. Because she's an asshole.

ï Models! Fluffy wings! Horny elves! Tyra Banks's farewell to modeling! Asses curiously devoid of cellulite! Light-up tit-tays! Candy canes! Inexplicable puffballs! High-res pics! Heidi Klum having a better body 8 hours after giving birth than we had at age 16! It's the Victoria's Secret fashion show! Wheeee!