Tag Archives: Tyra Banks
The World's First Supermodel Taken Down By World's First Supermargarita
Sexy, funny, Ocasek-banging, totally fierce MILF Paulina Porizkova has taken to the streets to tell everyone how she was fired from America's Next Top Model due to Tyra Banks being a seven-headed hydra who is so hungry for power she eats only Power Bars and, like, electricity and stuff. Hopefully someone will give Paulina another [...]
Celebrities in Poofy Things on Parade
Last night was the annual Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala. We're not sure exactly what or whom it is for, but we do know it's the one time of year that all the celebrities deck themselves out in nutty crap and call it art so we can point and laugh. It is worth pointing out [...]
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Also tagged Helena Christensen, Leighton Meester, Madonna, Mary-Kate Olsen, Rihanna
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Tyra Banks Maybe Makes Poo Poo in Her Panties
We all know that Tyra Banks doesn't fancy herself a Hollywood glamor girl of the Audrey Hepburn stripe. The only thing that seems to embarrass her is the prospect of a gentleman caller catching her de-wigged bald head. But we never would have guessed that Tyra is so comfortable with herself that she'd stock an [...]
Tyra Banks Works the Sex Tape, Fiercely
Paris Hilton performing night vision penilingus. Chyna sporting a bigger ding dong than her dude. Screech's upper lip turd-smear. Eve making a colossal dildo disappear before our very eyes. "Touch my balls and my ass." There's been a creepy lull in the celebrity sex tape scene, and nary a whisper has been heard since empty [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Never Killed a Pot Head"
ï Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Say it five times fast.
ï Tyra Banks recreates her iconic swimsuit issue cover shot. Too bad her face looks like she's dropping a log in her bikini bottoms.
ï Gretchen Carlson finally lends credibility to FOX News with a liberal view of her [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, booze, Brody Jenner, celebrity deaths, celebrity pregnancies, celebrity websites, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Gretchen Carlson, Howard K. Stern, Jewel, magazines, Michelle Rodriguez, Naomi Watts, Sylvester Stallone, upskirt shots
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ScarJo's Got the Best of the Breast
So what were the serious journalists over at In Touch doing while People was negotiating their $4.1 million buy of the Brangelina family fun pics? They were rating celebrity racks. Because who cares about Piloh Shitt when there are boobs to ogle?
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Also tagged Brittany Murphy, Halle Berry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Rebecca Romijn, Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson
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CNW Junk Drawer: Zorro on Doughnuts
ï The unpleasant weave Tyra Banks sported on last season's Top Model has migrated to her lip. That's fierce!
ï Joaquin Phoenix: method actor.
ï When you litter, Patrick Swayze turns his weather-beaten, spiritual face to the skies and weeps a solitary tear.
ï Paris Hilton gets her stoolbox hosed out.
ï Oasis member [...]
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Also tagged David Arquette, Jack White, Joaquin Phoenix, Mariah Carey, Noel Gallagher, Paris Hilton, Patrick Swayze
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See Tyra's Ty Ty Babies. Sorta Kinda?
When it comes to nudity, Tyra Banks has always heeded the wise advice offered by Janice in The Muppets Take Manhattan: "Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it IS 'artistic.'" However, Egotastic has unearthed some older photos which may or may not include a vague shadow of nip. Squint your [...]