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CNW Junk Drawer: Goose Egg
Rihanna has a big lump on her head. So she either went back to Chris “Doo Doo” Brown or she’s growing horns. The latter is more believable. (Gone Hollywood)
Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima gives birth to baby girl; is probably not a virgin anymore. (PopEater)
Victoria’s Secret model Shannan Click naked. Totally, truly, NSFW naked naked. [...]
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The Sexiest Pattz Alive
Have you already Fandangoed your advance tickets for New Moon? Oh, excellent, then you probably also tape every episode of Army Wives and own an extensive collection of sweatshirts festooned with embroidered Disney characters . Which means you crave news about Robert Pattinson! And we have some! Having the most artfully purposeful stubble since George [...]
Robert Pattinson is Utterly Disgusting
Hey, we’re hep. We make Twitters and type on the Facepages and listen to the latest “fresh jams” from Ke$ha. We write Justin Bieber’s name on our Zips, we know what the hell is up. LOL JK TTFN SCUBA. But we’ve never been able to figure out why everyone’s dying over Twilight. Latter Day Saint [...]
Do Ashley Greene’s Bikini Shots Eclipse Her Nudes?
Twilight. It’s full of longing. Forbidden romance. Vampires coated in Dove Sensuously Shimmering body lotion. And it has a giant pussy in the form of Edward Cullen, but if you want actual, living, breathing Twilight vulva, you’re going to have to turn to Ashley Greene’s nude pics of yore. But what about the Twilight fan [...]
Life Is Hard in RPattzland
Twilight is hilarious. Teen girls haven’t sweated this much since the advent of Get In Shape Girl! As New Moon, the second abstinent Mormon vampire movie in the series, gears up to hit theaters, the stars are doing more and more interviews for promotion. Robert Pattinson recently sat down with AnOther Man magazine to talk [...]
You Didn’t See This Coming, Alice?
TWILIGHT STAR NUDE! And with those three words, we have reached search engine optimization nirvana. As far as the coveted 9-12 year old demographic goes, anyway. Sorry, Twi-tards, it’s not Kristen Stewart or tousled brooder Robert Pattinson stripping, it’s Ashley Greene, the starlet who plays clairvoyant vampire Alice in the movie franchise. A few shots [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]