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Anne Heche Thinks Laffoon Is a Buffoon
We are suckers for words that sound funny. Gubernatorial makes us think of Goobers, which are delicious. Duty sounds like doody, which is stinky. And Anne Heche’s ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, sounds kind of like holey baboon, which makes us imagine a primate who’s been on the business side of a drive-by. But while Coley Laffoon’s [...]
Brad Pitt Gives up the Weeeeeeeeed
You’re totally jealous of Brad Pitt, right? He’s rich and famous and powerful and has lots of motorcycles and gets to stick his thingy inside of Angelina Jolie. Sounds pretty great. But don’t be jealous, man. You’ve got one thing on him. At least you can smoke the weed if you want to. Except when [...]