Tag Archives: Travis Barker
The Tattoo Guy from Blink-182 and the DJ Will Be OK
We hate it when celebrities get hurt or sick or killed. We're not compassionate; we just feel uncomfortable leaving our cozy cocoon of sarcasm and hate. So it is with great squirminess and unease that we have to update you on Saturday's plane crash that killed four people and severely injured DJ AM and Travis [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Why Don't You Fuck Your Whole Movie?"
ï Lily Tomlin thinks David O. Russell is a "motherfucker". David O. Russell thinks Lily Tomlin is a "cunt" and a "bitch". They Hate Huckabees! Two awesomely NSFW clips here. If you only watch one video of a comedienne and an overrated director trading cruel barbs and throwing set dressing around this year, make [...]
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Also tagged Alyssa Milano, Anna Nicole Smith, celebrity accidents, celebrity catfights, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, David O. Russell, Jenna Jameson, Katherine Heigl, Kirsten Dunst, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lily Tomlin, movies, Paris Hilton, Rose McGowan, Salma Hayek, see-through shots, Shanna Moakler, Tara Reid, Vince Vaughn
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CNW Junk Drawer: Sexy, Sexy Babies
ï Anna Nicole Smith's maid claims that ANS ordered her to underfeed her daughter saying, "Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was sexy." Hopefully, the maid also put Dannielynn in crotchless thong diapers. How else are you supposed to show off that Play-Doh My First Brazilian WaxÆ?
ï The maid [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears, celebrity deaths, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, drugs, Howard K. Stern, Jordan, Joss Stone, Keira Knightley, Lydia Hearst, movies, Paula Abdul, plastic surgery rumors, Shanna Moakler
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Paris Hilton: A Braless "Piece of Shit" with Chancres
A day in the life of Paris Hilton: gets called "piece of shit," is reminded to always remember her herpes medication, slips a boob. It's so much like a day in the life of CelebNewsWire, it's eerie.
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, celebrity nudity, Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, Stavros Niarchos, Tina Fey
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Paris and Travis: Repeat Offenders Who Repeatedly Offend
Here is a picture of Paris Hilton and Travis Barker mingling tongues on Halloween.
And here is a picture of a fellow partygoer's reaction.
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Meet the Fighters or: The Simple Fight
Paris Hilton is one of today's hottest starlets. Millions of men have paid to see her smoking pole on tape. Shanna Moakler was a Playboy Playmate, so presumably hundreds of thousands of men have stroked the baloney pony while gazing upon her naked body. And last night they got into a bitchfight over this man:
C'mon, [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, Stavros Niarchos
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Travis Barker Checks Into the Hilton . . . Again
Certainly you recall a little story from the other day involving Paris Hilton strapping on her miner's hat and going spelunking down the tattooed throat of one Travis Barker. Now that you've finally removed the last traces of projectile vomit from your office ceiling, you're going to have to break out the antibacterial 409 one [...]
Meet the Simple Barkers Life?
This picture may not look like much to you now, but what if we were to tell you it was Paris Hilton making out with Travis Barker? Would you be interested then? What if we told you it was Paris getting her face chewed off by a shaven, tattooed bear? Would that be enough to [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Two Princes
ï Who wears short shorts? Jessica Simpson wears short shorts. Heyyyyy. Nice mons pubis.
ï Given the choice, Nick Lachey would rather be stuck on a desert island with Satan than with his supremely vile former father-in-law, Papa Joe Simpson. That makes 6 billion of us, Nick.
ï Kate Moss might as well face [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, Christina Milian, eating disorder rumors, Joe Simpson, Kate Moss, Keith Urban, MySpace, Nick Lachey, Pete Doherty, Prince Harry, Prince William, Shanna Moakler, Shannen Doherty
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