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Well, That's a Shock
Well, the jig is up. That master of disguise, Tori Spelling, has finally let the cat out of the bag. According to our plastic surgery prep nurse, FemaleFirst, Tori told The Sun:
"I had a boob job. There it is. I finally said it. I wanted to come clean that I had my boobs done [...]
Angelina Jolie and Tori Spelling Foist Bumps Upon Us
At this point, it's more newsworthy to write stories about people who aren't pregnant. Man, those Hollywood types! They sure do make it with each other a ton. The latest to join the cavalcade of famous folks marching towards procreation: Tori Spelling and, possibly, Angelina Jolie. Hollywood.com reports:
Former Beverly Hills, 90210 star Tori Spelling is [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, celebrity pregnancies, Dean McDermott
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Sick or Treat
Is this Tori Spelling in a Donatella Versace costume, or Donatella Versace in a Tori Spelling costume? Halloween is so scary!
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CNW Junk Drawer: "A Shadowy Flight Into the Dangerous World of a Man Who Does Not Exist."
ï Usher Raymond's life is unnecessarily complicated.
ï OMG, KITT is for sale! For a mere $100K, you can own a 1982 Trans Am that doesn't actually speak.
ï Tori Spelling's new bundle of joy graces People, has mom's original nose.
ï Large-breasted Brit (we're starting to believe that there are no other sorts of [...]
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Because Multiple Weddings Worked So Well for Pam Anderson
Just to prove that Daddy's bags of silicone can still nab a man and estate jewelry, Tori Spelling will get engaged every Christmas until she gets cocky, spends the holiday smack dab on the Equator, and melts into a giant plastic puddle.
***RARE OOP*** TORI SPELLING FRENCH ANTIQUES
Tori Spelling is working on a memoir to be released in 2008 and is throwing a totally bitchin' yard sale. These nuggets might lead you to believe that Tori really needs some scratch (either because she's sick of eating Kraft dinner every night or because her ultrasound showed a prehensile tail that will be costly [...]
Tori Spelling's Pee Stick of Love
Are you sick of necklaces made of diamonds, rubies, and emeralds? Had your fill of gold and silver and platinum? Then why don't you follow Tori Spelling's example and wear something you've peed on around your neck? It's unique and classy.
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Tori Spelling: Preggo-210
It's been confirmed (sort of) that Tori Spelling is full of the spawn of Dean McDermott. If the baby is born with half the traits of each parent, we'll expect it to be constructed of plastic molded to nearly resemble actual human body parts and made-for-extended-basic-cable movie credits.
CNW Junk Drawer: Muff-y the Mampire Displayer
ï Buffy costar Mercedes McNab to pose for Playboy; socially-challenged fanboys to spring boners eternal.
ï Sweet little cherub Mandy Moore is bringin' schlumpy back, and pulling it off.
ï And lo, brash angel of God Kathy Griffin alit and sayeth unto Tori Spelling: "unto you a childe is borne!"
ï Paris Hilton has [...]
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