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Tori Spelling Killed Her Father
Tori Spelling has been responsible for a lot of appalling shit in her lifetime. Tori and Dean: Inn Love. '90s fashion. The tattoo on her husband's arm. Those tits. But that's just the tip of the iceberg, according to her curiously tiny-nosed mother, Candy Spelling, who claims that Tori killed her dad. You heard me. [...]
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A Natural Beauty Catching Some Rays
As you sat around your uncle's backyard on Monday afternoon, sipping some Milwaukee's Best and choking down a couple burnt hot dogs, you probably looked up at the wrong moment, while your grandma was leaning down to wipe some ice cream off your nephew's face, and caught a glimpse of something truly frightening: saggy granny [...]
He Went to Jared . . . Again
There are certain things you have to replace once a year. The air filters in your car. Your glasses. That bottle of sunscreen. Your Chicago city parking pass. And if you're Tori Spelling, your engagement ring! The spider-like, cavernous-cleaved TV star recently told People that her second husband, Dean McDermott, gives her a new sparkler [...]
Tori Spelling's Husbo Gives Her Hairpie a Haircut
We generally don't like hearing about pregnant ladies' cooters. That's just one of those things that should forever remain a mystery, like who shot Biggie and Tupac. So no thanks to Tori Spelling for gushing (sorry about that image there, folks) about her husband giving her knocked up trim a trim. She wrote in her [...]
90210uch
Tensions are high on the set of the new Beverly Hills 90210, especially between guest stars Jennie Garth, Shannen Doherty, and Tori Spelling (who dropped out of the new series). What, are they stealing each other's L.A. Looks sprunching spray and boxy shaker-knit sweater? In her surely entertaining autobiography, Tori claims that Shannen was "arrogant" [...]
Tori Spelling Has Beautiful Breasts
Back in the David Silver days, we were obsessed with Tori Spelling's truly nature-defying tit tunnel. Did she stick a broomstick in there when it was time to clean the house to keep her hands free to do the dusting? If David stuck his 9021-pole in there before Donna's official deflowering, was she still a [...]
Finally! Dustin Diamond To Reveal Secrets of Saved by the Bell!
You saw his huge (possibly stunt doubled) dong in Saved by the Smell. (We can't remember if that was the real title or a joke, but we're going with it.) You saw him getting dirty (and literally poo-covered) with two ladies and wondered how much they got paid for the privilege. Now you can hear, [...]
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Spelling Spilling from Womb; Campbell Threatens Same
'Tis the season for fetii to emerge from their wombs of fame. This past weekend, Jessica Alba grunted and pushed forth little Honor Warren, and yesterday, Tori Spelling made like a hen and laid tiny Stella McDermott. OK! sez:
The former 90210 star gave birth to a daughter on Monday, June 9. Stella Doreen McDermott arrived [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.
ï Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy)
ï Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. [...]
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Also tagged BeyoncÈ Knowles, Camilla Belle, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Eva Herzigova, frivolous lawsuits, Jay-Z, Johnny Depp, Kate Bosworth, Maria Sharapova, Naomi Campbell, Rob Lowe, Sophie Monk, Toni Braxton, Vanessa Paradis
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Tori Spelling Says: "Please Hire Me. C'mon, Please? I Promise I'll Do Good."
Tori Spelling is just begging to land a role in the upcoming remake of Beverly Hills, 90210. She's so eager, in fact, she's practically offering to write the role herself. And she doesn't seem to care how large the part is, as long as it's sexy. Because the first thing that comes to mind when [...]