Flying into Los Angeles on Thursday, Romo quickly made up for lost time with Simpson but their reunion quickly took a turn for the worse. ìThey were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it,î the source revealed. ìTony found messages from John and went ballistic.î

While the couple has had their fair share of rocky patches during their relationship, the idea of Simpson possibly cheating with Mayer was the straw that broke the camelís back: ìTony dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it.î

Ladies of Hollywood, what the fuck is it about John Mayer that is so irresistible? He admitted that he wears the same pair of jeans for like two months at a time. He looks like this on stage:

Do you like the plight of Jennifer Aniston but find it hard to relate to her advanced age? Do you like her perpetual sadness and desperation but wish she were like ten years younger so she could speak directly to your generation? Well, then Jessica Simpson is the girl for you! High-profile failed marriage? Check? Desperation manifested in pathetic, misguided relationship with John Mayer? Check. A hot rack that makes us forget that she's patently unloveable? Uh, yeah, that one's pretty much a given. But just when it looked like Jessica might have found a dude who didn't find her to be needier than a mewling newborn kitten, she got dumped again. Awwwww. Poor Jessie. Says People:

Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson on Thursday, the night before her 29th birthday, a source close to the pop star tells PEOPLE.

"She is heartbroken," says the source. "She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."

The night before her birthday? Man. That's cold. That's like "Go cry to your bald mom" cold, only because it's Jessica Simpson and not Denise Richards, it's not funny.

But fear not. Jessica will live on. And for now she's doing what any just-dumped girl would do: fellating a chocolate bar.

Jessica Simpson's father is jealous of her boyfriend Tony Romo.

The singer-and-actress – who has been dating the American football quarterback since early last year – is reportedly being encouraged to separate from her boyfriend by her dad-and-manager Joe Simpson, because he believes she is losing focus on her career.

But Jessica is still very much in love with the US sports star and is desperate to take their relationship to the next level. The source revealed: "If she had her wish, she'd be married and pregnant."

The 28-year-old beauty recently admitted to friends she is concerned Tony will never pop the question. A source said: "Jessica was really hoping she was going to get an engagement ring. She wanted one for Christmas, then she thought maybe New Year's Eve . Her last hope was that Tony would propose on Valentine's Day – but he didn't."

We love a girl who doesn't give up hope. Hold tight, Jess! Administrative Professionals Day is right around the corner!

What ever happened to Jessica Simpsonís comedy, ìMajor Movie Starî?

The ìPrivate Benjaminî ñ like film has never opened here in the United States. But on October 9th, ìMajor Movie Starî debuted to top box office inÖ Russia.

Next up for a movie described by one of its participants as ìmaybe one of the worst films ever madeî: a November premiere in Bulgaria.

So far thereís no U.S. release date set. Nor is there one for any other country in which English is the primary language.

We imagine that in Russia movie theaters are pretty appealing; they're warm and cozy and filled with delicious things like popcorn and nachos and Milk Duds, whereas our vast knowledge of Russian literature has taught us that the typical Russian home is filled with cold borscht, watching a blazing snowstorm outside your window, and a 250-pound mustachioed wife yelling at you to put more coal in the furnace. So we can see how Jessica Simpson would win out in the that situation.

But it seems that Jess is letting this newfound success go to her head, as she recently stood up boyfriend Tony Romo on date night. Reports People:

Jessica Simpson stood up two dates on Tuesday night ñ boyfriend Tony Romo and … Elmo?

The singer ñ who designs clothing, shoes and handbags for Macy's ñ was supposed to fly from Nashville to New York Tuesday to celebrate the department store's 150th anniversary.

But driving rain caused serious flight delays, forcing Simpson to miss her scheduled Macy's gig singing "Happy Birthday" with Elmo.

In fact the deparment store party ñ which included guests like Eva Mendes, Tommy Hilfiger and Martha Stewart ñ had nearly ended by the time Simpson finally arrived at 8:30 p.m.

"I'm so, so sorry!" she said as she rushed into Manhattan's Gotham Hall with her B.F.F. hairstylist Ken Paves. "[I wish] I could be God and control the weather."

But her injured NFL boyfriend, for one, was hoping she'd miss the event.

"Tony was just praying [that I wouldn't make it out]," Simpson admitted. "He had planned a really romantic date in case I didn't make it [to New York] tonight."

And while a date night was tempting, "I decided to come," she continued. "I'm like, 'Honey, I have to go.' "

So what make's the quarterback such a catch? "His heart!" she told PEOPLE.

Tony better get used to Jessica flaking on plans. Now that she's a huge star in Russia, she doesn't need some American football player by her side. Before long she'll be hitting all the hot clubs in Moscow with the coutry's most desired chess sensation, Vladimir Ivanovich Technokov.


Jessica Simpson is majorly sexy at MrSkin.com.

Happier personally and professionally than she's been in a long time, Jessica Simpson tells PEOPLE that boyfriend Tony Romo is her "perfect guy."

"I just told him today, 'You're the love of my life,' " she confesses in the latest cover story. "I don't really ever say that to anybody."

Simpson, 28 (as is Dallas Cowboys quarterback Romo), also co-wrote a song for her man, "You're My Sunday" and, in a true modern-day sign of devotion, changed her cell phone number and e-mail address to cut off any potential communication from her exes.

"I don't want anybody that's been in my life [before] in my life anymore," she says. "I don't even want them to have any way of contacting me."

Man, Jess is really going to regret cutting off all contact with her exes when she misses that call from John Mayer warning her that he could've given her herpes.


Jessica Simpson may become the love of your life when you see her getting sexy at MrSkin.com.

Jessica Simpson doesnít know whoís calling Carrie Underwoodís phone, but she's sure itís not Tony Romo. In an interview with a Nashville radio station, she responded to the country singerís recent claim.

ìTony and I both laughed at that,î Jessica told the Woody and Jim show. ìYeah, we got a chuckle out of it.î The actress-singer then joked that she even ìlooked at his call logî just to make sure, before adding, ìIím kidding! Iím not that girl!î

In the September issue of Allure magazine, Carrie implied that her ex-boyfriend was just a phone call away, saying, ìThe phone will ring and it'll be (Tony), and I'll maybe not answer.î

But Jessica insists itís ìdefinitelyî not true, and ìif Tony wanted to call her or be with her, he would.î

While she was on the subject of dispelling Carrie-related rumors, Jessica cleared up the controversy about her ìReal Girls Eat Meatî shirt.

ìI wore it because I thought it was funny,î she said. ìI donít know what Carrie eats. I didnít know she only eats vegetables.î

Jessica's not that girl? Seriously? We're pretty sure she's the dictionary definition of that girl. She could probably give Jennifer Aniston a few pointers on how to drive away a man with clinginess and jealousy. Unless she's letting her daddy be the bad guy who monitors Tony's Verizon bill and has Veronica Mars on his tail 24/7. Then it's totally not her fault.


Jessica Simpson gets sexy at MrSkin.com.

ï Mr. Skin asks: who's the hottest dame in a superhero movie? (Mr. Skin)

ï Beauty and the Undereye Bags: Catherine Keener is porking Benicio del Toro. (Hollyscoop)

ï Shia the Beef will not have to have his pinky amputated. So. Uh. Great, we guess. (Celebitchy)

ï 46-21-55. Kim Kardashian in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Kate Moss switched lives with her nanny for a day. Which marks the first time Kate has seen her child since its birth. Awww. (Female First)

ï Jessica Alba humps a chair like her name was Nomi Malone. (Cityrag)

ï Jessica Simpson strips for Tony Romo via webcam. Haw, like we're supposed to believe Jessica Simpson knows how to turn a computer on? (peanut gallery: "Well, she sure know how to turn ME on! Ahahahaha!") (Holy Taco)

ï Sienna Miller's friends maintain that she did not wreck Balthazar Getty's marriage. She just stuck a knife in its already rotting corpse and twisted it around and then cut off its head is all. (CelebWarship)

ï Morgan Freeman and his wife split. We blame Sienna Miller. (Daily Stab)

[Jessica Simpsonís] fling with Zach Braff began after a recent party hosted by Diddy, when the mogul received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

ìThey spent that night together and several others,î the source said.

ìThen she turned to Jared [Leto] for several more romantic trysts! And this was happening right under Tony Romoís nose!î

At one point she was juggling all three guys, according to the source.

That's not as sexy as the idea of Jessica Simpson having sex with all three guys at once, but juggling them is pretty impressive. Especially if they were on fire.

Giganto-jugged Jess shows it off at MrSkin.com.

ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)

ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)

ï Kelly Brook is back together with your friend Billy Zane. (F-listed)

ï Lily Allen once sang that she wanted to see you smile. Today, the dream becomes reality as shots of her cliff-diving topless emerge. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Some skintage flesh! Tricia Helfer nip slip circa 2007. Battlestar Galac-tit-ca. (Fatback)

ï The new cast of 90210 revealed! That one was for all of our under 12 and gay readers. (Bitten and Bound)

ï How I Met My Emo Lover, by Flashlee Simpson. (FemaleFirst)

ï Another kind of "bump" for Britney. (Daily Stab)

ï Shia La Beef on La Zit Cream. (Celebitchy)

ï When scabies met impetigo: a tender love story featuring Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty. (Seriously OMG WTF)

ï Amy Smart has a well-padded poon. (Taxi Driver)