Tag Archives: Tony Romo
Mayer Made Him Do It
You might think that Jessica Simpson got dumped by ball fondler Tony Romo because she was constantly muttering "Marry me, marry me, marry me" under her breath and he just couldn't take it anymore. Well, you're wrong. It's because he thinks she's a John Mayer humping little tramp. According to Radar:
Flying into Los Angeles on [...]
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That Simpson Girl Just Can't Keep a Man
Do you like the plight of Jennifer Aniston but find it hard to relate to her advanced age? Do you like her perpetual sadness and desperation but wish she were like ten years younger so she could speak directly to your generation? Well, then Jessica Simpson is the girl for you! High-profile failed marriage? [...]
Jessica Simpson Goes Mrs. Roper
Jessica Simpson celebrated Easter weekend by heading out for a nice dinner with boyfriend Tony Romo. And she wore a muumuu. Bet you think we're about to get all Go Fug Yourself and crucify her for her dumpy wardrobe choice, but you're wrong. Lookit those pegs! A hot, monster-tittied lady in a tight, low cut [...]
Papa Joe Sore at Romo
Jessica Simpson. Remember her? Pretty girl, big tits, about yay high? The last time she was in the press, it was about her gaining 3 pounds or something, we didn't really pay attention. However, we can't resist a story involving her odious, progeny-lusting father, Papa Joe, especially when it's alleged that he secretly longs to [...]
Jessica Simpson: Major (Russian) Movie Star
After years and years of struggling and clawing her way to the top, Jessica Simpson has finally done it! She's the star of the number one movie in the country! And of course, the country we're talking about is Russia. Relays Celebitchy:
What ever happened to Jessica Simpsonís comedy, ìMajor Movie Starî?
The ìPrivate Benjaminî ñ like [...]
Jessica Simpson Is in Luuuuuv
We know that Jessica Simpson is not the smartest lady to ever wax her cooch. But sometimes we expect just a little eensy weensy bit out of her. Like we expect her to know that you never, ever blab to tabloids about how in love you are. At best, you'll look like a damn crazy [...]
Jess To Carrie: "My Man Ain't Callin' You, Bitch"
Jessica Simpson wants you to know that there is NO WAY that her boyfriend Tony Romo is calling his ex, Carrie Underwood. And how does she know that? Because she is super smart an invented a high tech leash that wraps around his nutsack and connects to her wrist. Kind of like that thing parents [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Supa Dupa Krupa
ï Joanna Krupa gets naked for Maxim. Maxim-um mammage. (The Blemish)
ï Mr. Skin asks: who's the hottest dame in a superhero movie? (Mr. Skin)
ï Beauty and the Undereye Bags: Catherine Keener is porking Benicio del Toro. (Hollyscoop)
ï Shia the Beef will not have to have his pinky amputated. So. Uh. Great, [...]
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Jessica Simpson Bungles Romo-ance Via Braff and Leto
If you are anything like us (and we can see by your cool soul patch and silky dragon shirt that you are), you've been wringing your hands and grinding your teeth, trying to figure out what specifically went wrong between Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Thank God, then, that we have the National Enquirer to [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey"
ï Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)
ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)
ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)
ï [...]
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