CNW Junk Drawer: Here Comes Trouble

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 17:04:05 +0000

ï Jumping on the Harry Potter fever bandwagon! Emma Watson holds up a pair of panties that state exactly what comes out of the wearer's anus. Helpful! (the Blemish)

ï Nicole Richie's drunk driving trial has been postponed. D.A's office spokeswoman Jane Robison says, "The trial will not happen on Wednesday. Richie's attorney filed a motion… stating that their key witness, a drug expert, was unavailable for trial." The key witness is actually her fetus and will not be available for trial for six more months, when it will emerge from Nicole's tiny womb and state, "Ohhh yeah, THAT night. I was shit-wasted! Duuuude!" (IMDb/WENN)

ï Courtney Love gets a new man, and her fourteenth new face. (ONTD)

ï Beyonce Knowles, aka RoboHo, slipped some RoboHootage. (Cityrag)

ï Sophia Bush in short shorts. That's right, friends. BUSH IN SHORT SHORTS. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. (Egotastic!)

ï Denise Richards, arguably one of the world's most desirable women, has been forced to try a dating service. Meanwhile, her ex-husband, he of the drug-taking and hooker-fucking and "I hope you fucking die, bitch"-ing, is blissfully engaged! (Socialite's Life)

ï Toni Collette's nonstop portrayal of pregnant ladies has permeated her real life. (Glitterati Gossip)

ï Britney is headed for another breakdown. She strips down to her bra, dances to her own music, flirts with married man, drinks like a fish, and, craziest of all, actually wears shoes into a public restroom! (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Tennis pro Venus Williams serves up some nip. Oh ho, that's rich! (Taxi Driver)

Holiday Boob Round-up

Agent E. — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 17:19:39 +0000

It's the week between Christmas and New Year's, when it seems that only about 10% of Americans are working (and if our British gossip site oracles are any indication, all of England is asleep in their figgy puddings right now) and we can't see past our bulging gut thanks to that leftover batch of Santa-shaped sugar cookies we scarfed down for breakfast, so we weren't expecting much from the gossip world today. Of course we had forgotten that during the holiday season celebrities spend time lounging in tropical locales donning very little clothing. So today we're collecting more celebrity breast meat than you can shake your stick at. Happy Holidays!

First up, Egotastic! has an extensive collection of topless Toni Collette pictures. We've never had much of an opinion on her before–she was delightfully quirky in About a Boy, but that's about all we can say–but any girl who is that brazen with her topless sunbathing is our new favorite actress. Give this lady the booby prize!
Our favorite oft-unclothed Chinese trainwreck, Bai Ling, was also caught with her gagonzas hanging out. It shouldn't have come as any surprise to her though, since she chose to wear a dress that looks as if it were constructed out of a few loosely tied shoelaces with nothing underneath. There's no feigning modesty in that get up.
And of course Paris and Nicky Hilton spent their holiday covered in a couple of cocktail napkins. They were even on a beach! Nothing seemed to have slipped out, but it sure came close. Maybe next year . . .
Also hanging out on a beach in very little clothing was Ricky Martin. There was nary a knocker to be seen, natch, but there was an anonymous hunk of man in a Speedo keeping the pee lover company. We're sure they didn't return to their hotel room and piss all over each other after these photos were taken.
Remember crazy cakes Sean Young? She tried to prove that she'd make the perfect Catwoman by prowling around town in a catsuit and rivaling Margot Kidder in her batshitness? Well, it looks like she's at it again, with very nipply results.
And lastly we've got Elisha Cuthbert. We're not quite sure what's going on in this picture (via Hollywood Tuna), but it looks like a very disappointing missed opportunity. We've been waiting for years now for just a tiny slip of nip from this girl, and she refuses to come through for us. We'll just wait until the only scripts arriving on her doorstep are House of Wax 4 and Super Secret Hot Tub Party. The choice would be obvious.

Mr Skin.com has even more of the boobs you love. Check out Toni, Bai, Paris, Sean, and Elisha.

For Ricky Martin you'll have to go to MaleStars.com.

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CNW Junk Drawer: Here Comes Trouble

Holiday Boob Round-up