Tag Archives: Toni Braxton
CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.
ï Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy)
ï Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: No Bra? Ono!
ï Heidi Klum impregnated by Seal; expecting another flipper baby.
ï Posh Spice to become godmother to Ginger Spice's baby daughter, Bluebell Spice. That's nice. When Bluebell needs advice on bulimia, tanning beds, and how to be a good trophy wife, she'll have a wealth of information at her fingertips.
ï Yet MORE Toni [...]
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Also tagged Andy Samberg, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Colin Farrell, Geri Halliwell, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirsten Dunst, Michelle Rodriguez, Nicole Kidman, paparazzi, plastic surgery rumors, Robert Evans, Seal, Victoria Beckham
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Toni's Rackston
When Toni Braxton sang at the opening of the World Cup, she must have misheard and thought she was singing for the B Cup. After the cut, the very special, very NSFW guest appearance.
Toni Br-ass-ton
"Hello. I'm Toni Braxton. You may remember me from such '90s slow jams as 'Unbreak My Heart' and 'You're Makin' Me High' and from such embarrassments as filing for bankruptcy. By the by, speaking of embarrassments, have you ever donned a floating, airy minidress while performing outdoors during a windstorm? I sure have!"
Un-break My Heart, and Undress My Parts
Toni Braxton is reportedly in negotiations to pose for Playboy. Which is awesome news for people who exist on a separate plane of reality that takes place in 1996. Heeeeeyyyyyy macarena!