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This Week in Celebrity Couplings: Who's Porking Who
There's a chill in the air and the holidays are nearly upon us, so naturally celebrities are pairing off and trying to keep warm with marathon humping sessions. Hey, it's more practical than padding their bodies with a healthy layer of fat for insulation and risk landing only roles as the perpetually single friend of [...]
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Tommy Lee Too Lazy for Porn
So youíve probably seen Pamela Anderson and Tommy Leeís homemade sex tape. And you were probably trying very hard to keep your eyes focused on Pammy and not let any Mˆtley Cr¸e man-meat enter your line of vision. Well, lucky for you Tommy has decided against a career in porn. Because pretending to go to [...]
Tara and Tommy: First Comes Love, Second Comes Marriage . . .
Ridiculously large, hard-as-Dr.-Feelgood breast implants? Check. Television show on cable network no one watches that is a thinly veiled excuse to see said implants with minimal coverage? Check. Possible engagement to Tommy Lee? Check. Tara Reid's transformation into Pamela Anderson is just about complete. All she needs now are a couple of kids named after [...]
Tommy Lee: The Next Eddie Murphy
We will now bow to our own personal God, Femalefirst.com, for bringing us a headline so perfect in every way that it doesn't even need elaboration: "Tommy Lee Seduces a Transvestite."