Tommy Lee has naked pictures of Pamela Anderson on his cell phone.

The rocker, who reconciled with ex-wife Pammie last month, is said to be so smitten with the sexy actress he happily shows the photos to his pals.

A friend of Tommy revealed: "Tommy is as proud to be Pammie's man as he was when they first got together. Pammie may be 41 but she still looks every inch the Playboy bunny she was and Tommy has the proof.

"If you're really nice to him, apparently he'll even show you!"

Yeah, and we're sure when Tommy whips it out (we mean his cell phone, of course) and says, "Dude, check this out. It's Pam. And she's NAKED!" the inevitable response is, "We know Tommy; we've seen it. We saw it when you had sex-tape Thursday in your media room, we saw it when we went into your guest bathroom with the Playboy wallpaper, and we saw it when you started sucking on her nipples while we were trying to eat our Blooming Onion at Outback last week. We don't want to see Pam's tits anymore. Put them away."


See Pam Anderson naked for yourself at MrSkin.com.

We visited Mˆtley Cr¸e in their Hollywood rehearsal studio yesterday as they prepped for their summer CrueFest tour. Yes, they rocked, and weíll have a full report in the next issue of Rolling Stone, but because youíre our pals, we thought youíd want to know one bit of news right away: ìPamela and the kids have moved in with me,î said a beaming Tommy Lee(speaking, of course, of his ex-wife and sex-tape costar Pamela Anderson and their two sons, Brandon and Dylan). ìItís awesome, man. Itís definitely working. You can tell on the kidsí faces ó theyíre happy when weíre together.î Letís hope those crazy lovebirds keep it together this time. As Lee told us, ìWeíve only given it a try 800 times ó 801, here we go.î

We sincerely hope that this reunion works out, partially because we're afraid of who Pam would marry next (Jesse Camp maybe?), but mostly because we're really excited for a sequel to Pam and Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon. It will be a fascinating study of maturing sexuality. Like grandma porn.

P.S., according to IMDb, Pam will be turning 41 on July 1st. Hmmmm. 41? Really? The combined age of each of her boobs, maybe, but if Pam is 41, Tom Cruise loves nothing more than a big juicy vagina.

ï Jessica Simpson brings back the Daisy Dukes. Or maybe the Dazzy Duks. Whatever. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï This is what Kid Rock bitchslapped Tommy Lee over. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Mary-Louise Parker pulls a Madonna. And we don't mean dry-humping Vanilla Ice. (The Blemish)

ï Dave Grohl says that Paris is a "total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut." In similar news, Dave Grohl claims that "bacon tastes real good" and "water is wet". (Celebitchy)

ï Christina Aguilera's baby will never go hungry. (Derek Hail)

ï Sting probably had sex with these hookers. But the question remains: did he have sex with them for ten hours straight? (IDLYITW)

ï Keira Knightley is a big fat sloppy gross lardy gigantic moo cow. (Celeb Warship)

ï Joe Francis wants Vanessa Hudgens to sign a deal with Girls Gone Wild. "Lucrative and record-breaking Disney franchise, or cokehead in a jail cell?" Her mind must be a veritable cacophony of tumult right now! (WWTDD)

ï Faulkner. Hemingway. Didion. Joyce. Tommy Lee. (IDLYITW)

ï Jennifer Lopez fetuswatch 09/07 begins. (The Blemish)

ï And speaking of fetuses, Posh Spice is starting to look like one after an hour of broasting in a cajun marinade. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Stacy's mom has got an upskirt goin' on. (Taxi Driver)

ï We'd never seen a praying mantis that likes reverse cowgirl until we saw these pictures of Jenna Jameson's plastiface. (Evil Beet)

ï Britney Spears does not suffer Ken Paves gladly, and a Ken Paves wielding faux hair never. (Celeb Warship)

ï AND! She's a Brit . . . house. Forget the poon, THIS is quite a spread. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Heath Ledger hits the party scene to celebrate his newfound single status, as well as the last clinging remains of his hair. (Celebrity Mound)

Oh yeah, Britney. Duh. Nobody's talking about it this morning, so it totally slipped our mind. If you don't already know it's Britney, bitch, you can watch the stellar performance here. For days, maybe even weeks, we had been mentally preparing ourselves for a performance that Britney promised would be "shocking". Yet there was no voodoo sacrifice, no magical illusions, not even any simulated live sex. It was basically a rehashing of her "Slave 4 U" video but with less energy, less sweat, and everyone dressed in black instead of bright hues. We've seen more shocking–and more entertaining–performances on CSPAN.

TATTOOED rocker Tommy Lee will hook up just about anywhere and with anyone. Lee's raunchy bar behavior grossed out a room full of revelers at Dune in the Hamptons on Sunday night when the Motley Crue drummer and a blond party girl "were flat-out [bleep]ing" on a banquette, according to multiple witnesses. One told us, "When Tommy walked in, he asked, 'Is it cool to have sex in here?' The hostess thought he was kidding, but . . . then he just went to town with this girl. We were trying not to pay attention because it was so disgusting." A rep for Lee told us, "this story is not true."

We fully expect to see Tommy Lee use this same tactic every few days from now on. He'll saunter into a Barnes & Noble, approach a clerk, and ask, "Is it cool to have sex in here?" before reclining his lady on one of the benches in the magazine section and introducing his bookworm to her pube-lication.

"Just marry a rock star. Date a rock star and when they say there's no film in the camera, there really is!"

Well, when you're up against a staggering intellectual powerhouse like Tommy Lee, something like this is bound to happen. "Here, honey, point your tang at the camera. Just for fun, there's no film in it."

"Okay!"

"Now let me just bring out a klieg light and put the camera on a dolly to get a nice zoom shot of you smoking my hog."

"But you said there wasn't any film in it!"

"There isn't, baby, I swear."

"Okay!"

Just a word to the wise–if he's using anything more sophisticated than a Disney Viewmaster with scenes from Pinnochio, there's film in the camera. Has One Tree Hill taught us nothing?

But you know what? You can still see plenty of naked Pammy at MrSkin.com.

ï Ever wonder what goes on behind the closed doors at a high-powered meeting in which executives get together with the Olsen twins to discuss their next line of clothing/cosmetics/cereal/handbags? Tareytons, is what. Cartons and cartons and cartons of Tareytons.

ï Take a stick of raw linguine, dye it paper-bag brown, glue a Crystal Barbie wig to the top of it and two half coconut shells halfway down, and what do you get? Victoria Beckham.

ï Jennifer Ellison wears panties that show her clam. Her pussyclam.

ï Big fluffy hair was cool in the '80s; Tommy Lee sported the look well into the '90s. And now that it's 2006, Tommy Lee has finally moved on to last decade, showing off some highly sweet tribal tattoos paired with Manic Panic hair. Luckily, huge dongs never go out of style.

ï The Curious Birth of Suri No Middle Name Cruise: the legend continues.

ï Jackie Chan, all hopped up on Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers, causes a rumpus at a concert. We'd expect that kind of behavior from a McConaughey or a Sutherland, but that nice Chan boy?

ï Alyssa Milano wants to create a line of women's sports fan gear. Which, if her shirt is any indication, will involve lots of pastel smocking and rainbow beads. Go team!

ï Stacey Dash, naked in Playboy. Not a Monet.

The drama unfolded after Duhamel pounded on the men's room door and yelled "Hurry up!" while Lee was inside. "One of Josh's friends said, 'Stop, Tommy's in there,' " reports our spy. "Josh replied, 'Tommy who? Tommy Lee, who cares?' Tommy heard that and came out of the bathroom. Words were exchanged and Josh ended up on the floor – I don't know if he was pushed or punched. Josh bolted outside and called for Tommy to meet him and 'fight like a man.' Tommy was restrained and sent out the back door by security. Josh never did get to use the bathroom."

The New York Daily News claims that during the scuffle Fergie's name came up, which leads us to one conclusion: Tommy Lee and Josh Duhamel are fighting over Fergie's affections. Tommy already has a proven passion for hidden pork swords, but it still doesn't make sense. Next thing you know attractive and otherwise rational males will be fighting over members of the Pussycat Dolls or Michelle Rodriguez.

See what all the fuss is about with pics of Fergie at MrSkin.com.

And check out Tommy's legendary endowment at MaleStars.com.

ï In addition to being a pedophile with a candy-striped dingdongulus, Michael Jackson is an anti-Semitic a-hole. Way to endear yourself to a sizeable chunk of your fan base. And the majority of the recording industry.

ï Cindy Crawford says, "Listen, bitches. I've been at this whole 'posing wet and half naked with my mouth seductively parted' racket for over fifteen years now. Step aside, and let me show you galumphing elephants how it's done. Amateur hour is over, whores."

ï Tommy Lee is such a damn cigarette fiend that he considered hiring a private jet to fly him to Jack Osbourne's birthday party, so he could smoke on the plane. Also, he hates airport security because his wallet chain sets off alarms. Poor Tommy, seemingly unaware that a wallet is not a part of the body, and a wallet chain is not an unremoveable piercing.

ï Christina Aguilera dons the best in 1987 wedding gear. Mazel tov to the newlyweds!

ï Charlize Theron in a bikini, just because.

ï They're on! They're off! They're on again! They're fucking the nanny! Fucking Bond! Fighting! Crying! Breaking up! Together again! Listen, Jude and Sienna. Pick something and stick with it. Either get married, or set each other on fire. Just shit or get off the pot, please.

ï Little Sean Preston Federspears makes his official pictorial debut in People magazine. He's got his father's looks. Hopefully he has his mother's brain. Er, maybe we mean father's brain. No, not that either. Shit, that kid is screwed.