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Verizon Presents: Pam & Tommy Lee, the Sequel
Wanna see Pam Anderson naked? Just tell Tommy Lee you really dig his tats, and he'll show you some awesome pics. Our personal cell-phone service provider, FemaleFirst, reports:
Tommy Lee has naked pictures of Pamela Anderson on his cell phone.
The rocker, who reconciled with ex-wife Pammie last month, is said to be so smitten with the [...]
Pam and Tommy Lee: Three Boobs Together Again
Most Hollywood couplings confound us. Yes, we understand why Jennifer Aniston is suddenly addicted to John Mayer's donkey dong. But Paris Hilton and Benji Madden? Fuck if we've got any answers for you on that one. Compatible herpes strains maybe? But one relationship that has always made sense to us is Pamela Anderson and Tommy [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: A Total Raging Disgusting Rich Lazy Party Slut
ï Britto's manager drops her mere hours after her lawyer does. She's getting dropped more often than Sean Preston. Ba-dum-bump. (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Simpson brings back the Daisy Dukes. Or maybe the Dazzy Duks. Whatever. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï This is what Kid Rock bitchslapped Tommy Lee over. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Mary-Louise Parker pulls a [...]
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2007 VMAs = Very Mundane Awards
So the VMAs were last night. And in between stifled yawns and many, many glasses of Arbor Mist (it's like juice–but with booze!), we made a few observations. First, BeyoncÈ's boobs are really jiggly. Sarah Silverman is still not funny just because she's mean (AND she has now made us feel sympathy for Paris Hilton [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, BeyoncÈ Knowles, Britney Spears, Jennifer Garner, Kid Rock, music, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Rihanna, underwear
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"Is It Cool To Have Sex in Here?"
You'd think a man with a fully operational Starbucks in his kitchen would have somewhere in his house to screw. But sometimes a boy just can't wait to get home to give his girl a bone. Page Six reports:
TATTOOED rocker Tommy Lee will hook up just about anywhere and with anyone. Lee's raunchy bar behavior [...]
Pam Anderson: Clowned by Camera
We've long suspected that Pamela Anderson isn't exactly Stephen Hawking or Einstein or Marilyn vos Savant. Dunno why. Dunno what it is. Just a funny hunch. As it turns out, we may not be too far off the mark. Pam recently appeared on Tom Green's internet talk show, and when a caller asked her how [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Clueless; Clothesless
ï Jessica Simpson, in a bikini, on vacation. She's taking great care to conceal her crotch behind various objects, which can only mean one thing: BABY BUMP! Just kidding, she probably forgot to shave.
ï Ever wonder what goes on behind the closed doors at a high-powered meeting in which executives get together with [...]
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Also tagged Alyssa Milano, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, celebs posing for Playboy, Jackie Chan, Jennifer Ellison, Jessica Simpson, magazines, Olsen twins, Stacey Dash, Victoria Beckham
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Josh & Tommy: Stolen Punches
We always suspected that Josh Duhamel was about as sane as Judy Garland at an all-you-can-swallow pharmacy. His choice of Fergie pee pee pants as his "girl"friend pretty much proves some sort of chemical imbalance. But picking a fight with Tommy Lee? His penis could knock you clear across the room and he wouldn't even [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Paris's Stocking Not Big Enough for a Bentley
ï Paris Hilton believed in Santa Claus until she was seventeen years old. Oh, how the tears must have flowed when she found out that it was actually her parents enjoying the milk and cookies and VD she'd been leaving out for Kris Kringle all those years.
ï In addition to being a pedophile [...]
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