For all his successes, John Travolta has some career regrets.

Among them, turning down lead roles in "Chicago" ("I wasn't all that in to the stage show," he says) and he also says, "ëGreen Mileí I probably should have said yes to, and 'An Officer and a Gentleman'. But I gave Richard Gere and Tom Hanks a career! What you turn down can be a gift to someone else. There is enough to go around."

Travolta might have an argument with Gere, whose only really big film prior to "An Officer and a Gentleman" was "American Gigolo."

But Hanks? The "Green Mile" hit theaters in 1999. Pretty sure Hanks' career was awfully solid at that point.

No, no, no, you misunderstood him, lady. He didn't say "I gave Richard Gere and Tom Hanks a career." He said "I gave Richard Gere and Tom Hanks my rear." That makes so much more sense.

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