Winona Ryder is reportedly dating comedian Tom Green.

The ‘A Scanner Darkly’ actress, who is said to have split from Rilo Kiley rocker Blake Sennett just a few weeks ago, was seen cuddling Tom in Hollywood’s Crown Bar last week.

Friends claim Winona is already smitten with the Canadian funnyman after the pair hit it off on their date. A source said: “Winona didn’t waste any time. She and Tom were all over each other, laughing and carrying on.”

We’re sick of seeing actresses with emo weenies like Pete Wentz and the brothers Madden, so we welcome a new trend of actresses dating washed-up MTV stars from last decade. Miley Cyrus and Jesse Camp would make a nice match. So would Jennifer Aniston and Simon Rex. But we’re more enraptured with the idea of Tom Green saying “Winnie would you like some sausage?” to Winona during foreplay.

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