Tag Archives: Tom Cruise
CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo
ï Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)
ï Can't lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pics from Britney Spears's new video for "Womanizer". Lots o' wigs, and not a batty pink one amongst them. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Madonna bans Sarah Palin from [...]
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Also tagged Anna Faris, celebrity accidents, celebrity catfights, celebs in rehab, Courtney Love, David Duchovny, Kristen Bell, Madonna, Miley Cyrus, movies, music videos, Nick Nolte, Pete Doherty, plastic surgery rumors, politicians, Vanessa Minnillo
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CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Lost Hertits
ï Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt: You can do side bends or sit-ups. But please don't lose that bust. (Faded Youth)
ï Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Audrina Patridge, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebs in bikinis, frivolous lawsuits, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, John Mayer, Kim Kardashian, Marilyn Manson, movies, Mr. Skin, Paris Hilton, Peaches Geldof
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CNW Junk Drawer: Lisa, Kelly, or Jessie?
ï Mr. Skin takes to the streets of Chicago to find out which Saved by the Bell babe is the most wanted in the Windy City. (Mr. Skin)
ï Samantha Ronson blows a load all over Lindsay Lohan. Load, kiss, same thing. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï If Tom Cruise had a comic book. (Holy [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, Brandon Davis, Bret Michaels, celebrity breakups, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity hookups, Elizabeth Berkley, Josh Brolin, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Kristin Chenoweth, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom, plastic surgery rumors, Reggie Bush, Samantha Ronson, Sarah Jessica Parker, television, Tiffani Thiessen, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron
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Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Barley Water! Arrrgh!
"Avast, yon lily-livered L. Ron followers! You be under attack! Hand over all your booty and doubloons! We be wantin' all your e-meters and copies of Dianetics or it's Davy Jones' Locker for you!" Or, in English, pirates are threatening to attack Scientologists! According to The New York Daily News:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes should [...]
Katie Holmes Goes to Camp
When we last left Katie Holmes, she was entertaining the idea of possibly taking a short jaunt to New York City to star in a Broadway play for a change of scenery. That obviously went over really well with husband Tom Cruise, because he sent her away for a nice spa weekend. A nice spa [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: She's Still Got (T)it!
ï Elizabeth Hurley's colossal cleavage never seems to age. Baffling! (The Blemish)
ï Amy Winehouse and her imprisoned husband: they're either going to be "together forever", or she's cheating on him and will be forced to give him three million dollars. Either way, she's screwed. (Female First)
ï Tom Cruise was once Cher's bagel [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil, Brooke Hogan, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, Celebrity Sex Tapes, celebs in bikinis, Cher, Elizabeth Hurley, Hulk Hogan, Jimi Hendrix, John Travolta, Keeley Hazell, Leah Remini, Lori Loughlin, Miley Cyrus, television, underwear
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Frog Worshipers, Tom Cruise OK with Madonna
Sure, people talk a lot of smack on Scientology, but they're usually godless heathens who don't believe in anything. A person of true faith is about to set the record straight: Tom Cruise is no cuckoo for thinking that his body is host to ancient aliens or some gobbledygook. He's just a normal person of [...]
Katie Holmes Attempts to Break Free of Cruisean Shackles
It's been nigh on a fortnight since we've heard any news about the bangs-sporting, marathon-faking, lift-wearing entity known as TomKat. It seems that the formerly ubiquitous gossip stories about Katie Holmes crying and staring forlornly out of tower windows, Rapunzel-style, have been overtaken by ones about Heidi Montag's favorite brand of mustard, so we're delighted [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Eatin' Kids, Beatin' Pigs
ï Bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (The Blemish)
ï Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Brandon Davis, Cameron Diaz, celebrity arrests, celebs in bikinis, Gisele Bundchen, Hayden Panettiere, Jerry Seinfeld, Megan Fox, Mena Suvari, Naomi Campbell, Suri Cruise
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