Tag Archives: Tito Ortiz
Jenna Nicknames Her Pair
When we were 15, we spent our lunch period smoking joints out on the commons, doodling "Steve Vai Rocks" on our high tops, and daydreaming about an awesome future in which we'd have the tallest truck in town and kids named Winger and WASP. Jenna Jameson, bless her soul, has made our dream a reality [...]
Twin Boys for Jenna and Tito. Neato.
It's not the first time she's had two men inside of her poon chunnel and it won't be the last! Porn star Jenna Jameson had twin baby boys yesterday. Because while twins are still hot right now, having girls is sooooo December 2008. Our own personal gossip doula, FemaleFirst, says:
Jenna Jameson has given birth to [...]
Jenna Jameson Having Ti-two with Tito
Normally, diseases involving the genitals originate in the porn world and then slowly make their way over to the groins of Hollywood A-listers. But when the disease is getting a gut full of double fetii, the opposite is true. Yes, we knew this was going to happen: Jenna Jameson is pregnant with twins. From her [...]
Jenna Jameson Has Something New Stuck in Her Woman Parts
It's the pitter patter of tiny feet for Jenna Jameson! As opposed to sounds she's a little more used to hearing. Like the pitter patter of millions of droplets of dude juice raining onto her bod. Reports the NY Post:
Congrats to Jenna Jameson. The retired porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, [...]
Jenna Jameson Sucks
We have seen Jenna Jameson in every position known to humans. The Reverse Cowgirl, the Regular Cowgirl, the Iron Butterfly, the Horny Vicar, the Bloomin' Onion. But this marks the first time we have seen her suck a penis clean out of a man's groin and up through his mouth. They call her the queen [...]