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Tila Tequila Twits for Tits
Most people use Twitter to let everyone know when they are drinking coffee and to allow porn bots to send messages that say, “LOL this you? http://sdfkje.ehlw.com” Some use it to network. And then there’s fetus-faced chatterbox Tila Tequila, who tweets conspiracy theories about how a masked intruder locked her dog in her trunk and [...]
Tila Tequila Gets Throat Throttled
There are lots of terrible things we’d like to do to Tila Tequila. Give her a noogie. Flick boogers upon her person. Ask her why the hell she bought boobs that big when she’s shorter than your average Gummi Bear. But trying to kill her via choking is out of line, which is why we [...]
Madonna Is Wicked Crazy Bummed
As the news of Michael Jackson's death reaches around the globe, we're seeing an outpouring of emotion. From celebrities. Via Twitter and stuff. Tila Tequila tweeted:
"Been layin in bed all night blasting MJ music and watching videos. This is truly an epic and historical moment"
Sir Paul McCartney said:
"He was a massively talented boy man with [...]
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Also tagged celebrity deaths, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney
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CNW Junk Drawer: The Forbidden Dance
ï Anne Hathaway wraps her legs around costar and begs "Fuck me." Well, okay. (Mr Skin)
ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)
ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)
ï Khloe Kardashian shows [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Anne Hathaway, Britney Spears, celebrity adoption, celebrity nudity, drugs, Jay Leno, Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Brook, Khloe Kardashian, Kid Rock, movies, PETA, television, underwear
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Happy You Can Marry Your Gay Lover? Thank Tila Tequila.
So Tila Tequila single-handedly broke down the walls of gay oppression. Thanks to her gays and lesbians everywhere can cast off their shackles and emerge from their caves of shame and finally look breeders in the eye and know that they are equal. Thank you, Tila, for bravely making out with hot chicks on camera. [...]
EXLUSIVE! CNW Goes Backstage at the MTV Movie Awards
In case you missed last night's airing of the MTV Movie Awards, fear not! MTV will rerun them probably three times a day until next June. You can see famous lady attendees in their finery here, you can peruse the list of winners here, but the big news is that we went all Perez [...]
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Also tagged Anna Faris, awards shows, Benji Madden, celebrity gay rumors, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Rainn Wilson, Verne Troyer
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