Tag Archives: the internets
Shanna Moakler Fights Like a Recluse: Under Cover of MySpace
We've never really paid much attention to Shanna Moakler. That would kind of be like following the career of the girl who won the Hawaiian Tropic contest you saw when you were on spring break junior year. And while we do occasionally see Miss Hawaiian Tropic during our important business meetings with important men with [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, Harry Morton, Lindsay Lohan, MySpace, Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler
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Lindsay Lohan's MySpace Just Like Your Little Sister's
First of all, we'd like to say that we think that the hacking of Lindsay Lohan's supposed private MySpace is complete bullshit. But reading messages (even if they are fake) between Lindsay and Paris Hilton where they hurl eighth-grade insults at each other is a better source of drama than MoliËre. Or whoever smart people [...]
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Polish Your Oscar to Mr. Skin's 2007 Anatomy Awards
We're finally ready to admit it. We're well into Tuesday and no one seems to have located any errant Oscar night nipples, so there you go. For the first time in quite a while, a truly G-rated ceremony. Perhaps the stars were particularly wary of offending best actress nominee/li'l shaver Abigail Breslin and had their [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, celebrity nudity, Gretchen Mol, movies, Rosie O'Donnell, Salma Hayek
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Lindsay Lohan Appeals to Political Leaders to Make Her "Adequite"
In the sixties, people took a lot of speed and then stayed up all night stringing beads and gluing tiny sequins on things and sorting buttons over and over, or so we have read. In 2006, they do a passel of blow and then sit down to pen a paranoia-fueled letter suggesting that it's up [...]