Tag Archives: the internets
George Clooney, Facebook Foe
Let’s face it, ladies, George Clooney is an old man. He’s got gray hair, he’s in movies that address, like, deep social issues and shit, and he hates technology. Give him another ten years, and he’ll be Clint Eastwood pulling guns on his nice new Asian neighbors and telling them to get off his lawn. [...]
Megan Fox Subject of World's Sexiest Boycott
Are you totally sick of sexy Megan Fox and her sexy way of being sexy? Oh, and did we mention that she's sexy? Yeah, you're not the only one. A bunch of websites for dudes are saying, "Enough, bra!" and boycotting her. For a whole day! That'll learn her! Says The New York Daily News:
A [...]
Lindsay Lohan Can't Pay Locksmiths When People Are Starving in Africa
You might have heard some rumblings about Lindsay Lohan calling a locksmith recently and not paying the dude for busting open the door for her. But don't blame Lilo, guys. It's, like, so not her fault or anything, because the locksmith was a jagoff. And everyone knows that you don't have to pay for things [...]
"Ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass"
First off, we'd like to thank celebrities. It's been a little dry around here lately; we've had to stretch our gossip muscles and write about people like Courteney Cox and Sarah Jessica Parker. Boring. But finally celebs said, we've had enough of this, let's go do some crazy shit. And the kookiest crazybird in crazytown [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, celebrity websites, Courtney Love, Mandy Moore, Ryan Adams
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Jennifer Aniston Begs: Get off Twitter and Feel My Twatter
You know how you got really mad at your high school boyfriend for spending more time with his Playstation than he did with you so you dumped him? Jennifer Aniston is totally the same. Only she was pissed about John Mayer's Twittering habits. Reports IMDb:
Jennifer Aniston reportedly dumped boyfriend John Mayer because of his obsession [...]
Ashton Kutcher Celebrates Bruce Willis's Nuptials by Tweeting a Pic of Demi Moore's Ass
So Bruce Willis got married this weekend. Huh. Really, what can we say about that? We hope his new bride (32-year-old model Emma Heming) likes the feel of a newborn's fuzzy head? Mazel tov to them and whatnot, but the real story here is Bruce's ex-wife, Demi Moore, who attended the ceremony with her new [...]
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Also tagged Ashton Kutcher, Bruce Willis, celeb engagements/weddings, celebs in bikinis, Demi Moore
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Erykah Badu Eschews Formal Birth Announcements for Tweets
It's hard being a celebrity these days. It used to be that you could saddle your kid with a stupidass name like Computer Monitor Johnson or Shit Sandwich Smith and live off the press for months, maybe years. How long did we talk about Pilot Inspektor Reisgraf-Lee? But these days, with every celeb wanting "unique" [...]
Britney Spears Seeking Harvard Grad Proficient in Conjugation of Y'all
We thought that all this time we were just exceptionally stupid. We tried and tried, but we just couldn't figure out Facebook. People sending us Robert Pattinson flair? Huh? And now we're supposed to throw a snowball at somebody? We just don't get it. But it turns out there's a very good reason why we [...]
FemaleFirst Sez: "Aw, Whatever, They All Look Alike"
We read a somewhat perturbing story this morning from the usually ultra accurate and reliable FemaleFirst, but we can't quite figure out what's wrong with it. Maybe our loyal and knowledgeable readers can decipher it's perplexing mystery.
Jessica Biel was terrified about Ben Stiller touching her breasts in their new movie.
The 25-year-old actress, who stars alongside [...]
Q-List Celebrity MySpace Feud! Yea!
Two people you have never seen in a movie, television program, commercial, magazine spread, bus-bench ad, or You Tube video are feuding. You have also never heard them sing a song. Nor have you read their books or hard-hitting journalistic pieces on Darfur or the dangers of lead paint. This, my friends, is what we [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, Haylie Duff, Kim Kardashian, MySpace
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