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Hatcher Thatcher Patcher
Not everyone in Hollywood was rushing the VMA stage yesterday. Teri Hatcher, for example, spent the day in Malibu competing in the Nautica 2009 Triathlon. For all you non-athletic types, a triathlon is a race involving running, swimming, and flashing your mons pubis to onlookers. It’s a rich tradition that dates back to the Grecian [...]
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Lez-perate Housewives Kiss
Well, there it is. The Desperate Housewives lesbian kiss that is bound to cause shockwaves across the nation and save the show from crap ratings. When it comes to ratings desperation plot twists, the lez lip lock is one step away from the mysterious addition of a precocious 6-year-old. Or a wisecracking but well-meaning alien [...]
Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria to Shock Approximately 12 Viewers with Lesbian Kiss
We had hoped that with all of the great television shows airing these days we'd surpassed the era of cheap ratings ploys. Shows don't need the likes of Brian Bonsall when they've got interesting storylines involving older, not-as-cute cast members. But the one thing the networks are holding onto is the lesbian kiss. People still [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The People vs. Teri's Piehole
ï Teri Hatcher is being sued over lip gloss. The American justice system: serious business. (CelebTV)
ï Heather Mills (McCartney) shows off her strawberry fields, forever. Do you wanna hold her glands? You might have a hard day's night, though she appears to be giving everyone a ticket to ride, so let's all come [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Cindy Crawford, drugs, frivolous lawsuits, Hayden Panettiere, Heather Mills McCartney, John Mayer, Mary Carey, Megan Fox, Minka Kelly, music, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, plastic surgery rumors, Scarlett Johansson
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CNW Junk Drawer: Digging for Nuggets
ï Inspiring photo montage of Tara Reid in various stages of intoxication: the Sweaty Man-O-War, the Crotch Weeper, the Sunny Days Trailer Park Special, the Buttafuoco. (Cityrag)
ï Teri Hatcher is a butt-picker. A picker of butts. (Taxi Driver)
ï New Kim Kardashian sex tape footage coming soon. In your pants. Get it? Get [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity pregnancies, Celebrity Sex Tapes, drugs, Hilary Duff, Kate Hudson, Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, Owen Wilson, Pamela Anderson, Pete Doherty, Scarlett Johansson, Tara Reid
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Teri Hatcher's Nipples Will Not Be Silenced
Go down, Teri Hatcher,
Way down in ABC-land;
Tell old Bob Iger
To let your nipples go.
When Teri Hatcher was in Desperate Housewives Land,
Let those nippos go.
Stiffened so hard and perky they could stand,
"Let my nipples go."
"Thus saith my yams," bold Teri said,
"Let my nipples go"
Teri's Chestberries: The World's Greatest Illusion
In this post, you will listen to Teri Hatcher talk about how she gets her boobs looking so highly flavorsome and how you–yes, you!–can also have sightly cleavage. Teri's breasts are pleasant and all, but when is she going to start talking about the positive characteristics of her hairy snatcher? And that, friends, is what [...]
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Teri Hatcher Desperate for Sex
Poor Teri Hatcher. As she is the last surviving single among her female Desperate Housewives co-stars, she must carry that "desperate" tag for all it's worth. And if that means giving the public the impression that she's on her hands and knees daily begging for sex, then so be it.
CNW Junk Drawer: Dunstcrack!
ï Teri Hatcher deems her toes and nipples "suck-worthy". Just like her acting!
ï Evangeline Lilly blames Hollywood for forcing her to get really, really buff.
ï IF you want Rod Stewart's daughter's naked bo-dy, AND you think she's sex-y, COME on sugar, click right here.
ï Ashlee Simpson begins her slow, painful metamorphosis [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, Ashlee Simpson, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Denise Richards, Eva Longoria, Evangeline Lilly, Heather Locklear, Kimberly Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, paparazzi, plastic surgery rumors
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Meet the New TomKat: Hatchcrest!
Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest, sittin' on the beach.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes bearding, second comes herpes
Then comes the coy denials followed by convenient photo ops followed by couch jumping followed by a quickie engagement and miracle alien baby gestating in Teri's womb for approximately 6 trimesters.