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So You Think You Can Gash
We don’t watch So You Think You Can Dance because we’re not Methodist housewives who collect Winnie the Pooh figurines (yet) but we might have to start if the contestants keep insisting on biting it onstage while not wearing underwear. The staid and stuffy world of ballroom dancing sure has opened up over the past [...]
David Duchovny Says, “I Swear, I Don’t Like Sex That Much”
Totally cured and committed to his wife sex addict David Duchovny claims that he’s a total prude on the set of Californication. Which is kind of like Lindsay Lohan claiming that she’s the NarcAnon pusher in her social group. The San Francisco Chronicle says:
He tells Rolling Stone magazine he’s actually quite conservative, and often challenges [...]
I’m Forever Your Girl (Until I Get Canned)
American Idol is taking two steps forward while Paula Abdul takes two steps back. Late last night, Paula took to the Twitters to break the news that she’s MC Skat Katting the show. She said
With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to IDOL . . . I do without any doubt have [...]
Even Kendra Has More Sense Than the Gosselins
A reality show star hating another reality show star is like Hitler hating Pol Pot. But we have to admit it's pretty funny when even a lady with giant plastic buoys in her chest cavity thinks Jon and Kate are the worst. Kendra Wilkinson claims that when her baby is born, it sure as hell [...]
Rogen Is Ragin'
You know what it's like when you're at a bar just trying to mind your own business, downing inhuman amounts of whiskey and trying not to cry, and two drunken former frat boys start going at it right next to you? "You're such a DICK. I'm totally going to kick your ass. Watch me. I'll [...]
The Goose Shows Us Where Her Gosselins Come From
After Michael Jackson shuffled off this mortal coil, we were certain that we wouldn't hear another word about Jon and Kate Plus 8 or Octomom. We were pretty much right about the Octomom, but the Gosselins seem to be holding steady in the tabloids. Although post-MJ, the focus has shifted from Kate being a cold-hearted [...]
Anna Paquin Likes to Take Her Work Home with Her
Stars often complain that filming sex scenes is far from stimulating. We can imagine that sweating under hot kleig lights with a modesty patch sticking to your crotch hair while a dude with a megaphone tells you exactly where to grab might be kind of a bummer, but according to Anna Paquin, there's one way [...]
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Hayden To Go Gayden?
Guess what, everybody? Hayden Panty Hairs has a new movie coming out. You know how we know. Nope, we didn't check IMDb's movie release schedule. It's because last week we read headline after headline declaring "Hayden Panettiere Nude in New Movie." And then today there was this:
Hayden Panettiere is preparing for girl-on-girl love scenes in [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Personal Pan Perry
Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk [...]
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